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Insight, according to Andrew Schlafly, is when a liberal fascist finally realizes a central truth such as the undeniable fact that homosexuality causes colon cancer, homeschooling prevents fornication and obesity, and that Facebook use results in lower grades. Other notable Conservapedians have had valuable insights such as five year blocks are better than infinite ones since they give the user some reflection time.

Did you know...

• that salt is both cheap and useful?
• that 2+2=fish?
• that e pluribus kamelum?