Forum:I have an idea...
Let's not fuck with things and just go about our business as it's always been. Discuss. -RA HB 08:38, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Slanderous Debate
But shouldn't we be working to make Uncyclopedia less worsty? —Sir Socky Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:40, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedia will always be the worst. You can take the bad out of the worst, but you can't worst the bad take out the Uncyclopedia of the bad worst. -RA HB 08:55, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Should we not strife to make glorious Uncyc wiki better for great Sophia? —Sir Socky Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:57, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
UN:N? —Sir Socky Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:08, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Vote of some kind
- Against Onion dip. -RA HB 08:38, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Penis I hate onions. Mega Pleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Vagina I hate anuses. —Sir Socky Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:15, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Anus's are generally only an inch and a half away from vaginas. Sunbeam
(削除) no u (削除ここまで)Have you been doing your ironing? 10:16, 28 June 2009 (UTC)- "Anus's"? As in "belongs to Anus"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
(削除) I have to pee (削除ここまで). nvrmnd --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:20, 28 June 2009 (UTC)- AGAINST!!! We need more drastic changes that will make half the community leave! DRAMA (WORSHIP ME OR FEAR MY WRATH) 00:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- OH NOES!!! someone is impersonating another user! --Mn-z 01:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- !!!! BAN! BAN! BAN!!! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gif Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:32, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- AGAINST shitty capitalism -- Communist. Com.jpg (talk) 19:10, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- Agianst, I mean everybody is voting no.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 15:57, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
- Symbol for vote.svg For. Tinymasaru.gif pillow talk 19:30, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
(削除) Symbol helicopter.svg wut? 17:03, 9 July 2009 (UTC) (削除ここまで)
- Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 17:06, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
- Against for all of you acting like republicans.Also, "Anus" is actually Latin for "sunshine".--Bad Shroom 21:27, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Detraction from the topic
Hello, I'm an administrator who's been around for a while; therefore my opinion is more relevant than yours. I utterly refuse to stoop to your level and use this pathetic thing called "logic", but instead claim that I am, indeed, the spirit of Uncyclopedia, and whatever I decide is indeed the way things ought to be. Otherwise, you're a dickhead. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:45 Jun 28, 2009
- I agree with Skullthumper, with the noted exception that I am the Spirit of Uncyclopedia, rather than him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:54, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- You kids can believe it or not, but I was supposed to be Lindbergh's copilot when he flew the Spirit of Uncyclopedia across the Indian Ocean. Luckily for me, I had a dentist appointment that day, and Lindbergh had to replace me with some other guy, who died when the plane went down off the coast of Madagascar. Oral hygiene saved my life. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:06, Jun 29
- I wrote the theme song for LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea. His hat was like a shark's fin. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- I encountered a shark once. He ate me, and then I punched him in the lungs and he spat me out and ran away. -RA HB 01:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- This one time, I was posting in a forum, and I said something totally unrelated to the text above it. I was all like, "woah man, this text is totally unrelated to the text above it!" Then I went surfing. Shit was so cash. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:29, Jun 29
- Uncanny! That's the exact plot of my script for Deep Blue Sea 2: The Sharkening. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:45, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- Sweet, can I read it? If you let me, I'll write you a script for Deep Blue Sea 3: Return to Deep Blue Sea Island. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:36, Jun 29
- The third one was either Shark Hard: Shark with a Vengeance or Deep Blue Sea on Elm Street 3: Shark Warriors. And yes, I have spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about this. (Pop-Up Video comment: <splork!>*This all started an hour and a half ago, when Deep Blue Sea, or as I call it, Smart Sharks!, was on.* ...Waah-oo. Pop. Pop up video, oooo. Ah-ooo. Pop. Pop. Pop up video...)Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- I think it would be better for everyone if we just named every sequel Movie Name 2: Electric Boogaloo. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:49, Jun 29
- I vote for naming all movies that, even those that aren't sequels (or are sequels to the abysmal Movie Name. The original Movie Name comic was good but, as usual, Paul W.S. Anderson messed it up). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- I don't know how that guy keeps getting hired. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:56, Jun 29
- Two reasons: Most people have shitty taste in movies. The rest are stoned. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- Very true. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:12, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, at least I don't have shitty taste in movies... -RA HB 02:23, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Nor do I. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Is it possible I could have shitty taste in movies also? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:51, 30 Jun
- What are these movie thingies you people keep talking about? —Sir Socky Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:14, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
- Is it possible I could have shitty taste in movies also? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:51, 30 Jun
- Nor do I. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, at least I don't have shitty taste in movies... -RA HB 02:23, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Very true. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:12, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Two reasons: Most people have shitty taste in movies. The rest are stoned. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- I don't know how that guy keeps getting hired. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:56, Jun 29
- I vote for naming all movies that, even those that aren't sequels (or are sequels to the abysmal Movie Name. The original Movie Name comic was good but, as usual, Paul W.S. Anderson messed it up). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- I think it would be better for everyone if we just named every sequel Movie Name 2: Electric Boogaloo. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:49, Jun 29
- The third one was either Shark Hard: Shark with a Vengeance or Deep Blue Sea on Elm Street 3: Shark Warriors. And yes, I have spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about this. (Pop-Up Video comment: <splork!>*This all started an hour and a half ago, when Deep Blue Sea, or as I call it, Smart Sharks!, was on.* ...Waah-oo. Pop. Pop up video, oooo. Ah-ooo. Pop. Pop. Pop up video...)Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- Sweet, can I read it? If you let me, I'll write you a script for Deep Blue Sea 3: Return to Deep Blue Sea Island. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:36, Jun 29
- Uncanny! That's the exact plot of my script for Deep Blue Sea 2: The Sharkening. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:45, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- This one time, I was posting in a forum, and I said something totally unrelated to the text above it. I was all like, "woah man, this text is totally unrelated to the text above it!" Then I went surfing. Shit was so cash. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:29, Jun 29
- I encountered a shark once. He ate me, and then I punched him in the lungs and he spat me out and ran away. -RA HB 01:25, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- I wrote the theme song for LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea. His hat was like a shark's fin. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- You kids can believe it or not, but I was supposed to be Lindbergh's copilot when he flew the Spirit of Uncyclopedia across the Indian Ocean. Luckily for me, I had a dentist appointment that day, and Lindbergh had to replace me with some other guy, who died when the plane went down off the coast of Madagascar. Oral hygiene saved my life. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:06, Jun 29
- Well why dont you just stop crying then and go write an article for once --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFUU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFU Jewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:34, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Because there are no articles to write. Wait, there is one. No, sorry, it just got written. So there. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:58, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- Articles are like Highlander, but without the Queen soundtrack. Or a Spaniard with James Bond's accent. Or the Kurgan. Or any Kurgans whatsoever, come to think of it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- What if I wrote an article about ants planning a Mongol invasion on butterflies? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:40, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- What part of "There can be only one (article)" don't you understand? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:13, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- This one: "ly one (art". Everything else is clear. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 21:02, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- So you understand that "There can be onicle"? Please, go on.... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gif Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- If you're trying to claim that there can't be onicle, you and I, sir, are going to have some words. Tinymasaru.gif pillow talk 21:00, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
- So you understand that "There can be onicle"? Please, go on.... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gif Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- This one: "ly one (art". Everything else is clear. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 21:02, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- What part of "There can be only one (article)" don't you understand? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:13, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- What if I wrote an article about ants planning a Mongol invasion on butterflies? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:40, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- Articles are like Highlander, but without the Queen soundtrack. Or a Spaniard with James Bond's accent. Or the Kurgan. Or any Kurgans whatsoever, come to think of it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- Because there are no articles to write. Wait, there is one. No, sorry, it just got written. So there. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:58, 7 July 2009 (UTC)