Tourette's Syndrome

"I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius."

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI neurochemical FUCK disorder FLYING FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ARSEBADGERS, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S COCK or AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I'LL RAPE YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSBANDIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous OSCAR WILDE IS GAY utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).

WANK Tourette's is MY ANUS IS BLEEDING not to be ASSWIPE confused with PRICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAPTAIN CRUNCH random FUCKBAG disorientation, culturally-COCKGOBLIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIKIPEDIA language, SCUMBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive PEACEFUL quantities BALLS of ANAL DIABETES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICK Polite Note to the FUCK OFF Author:

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SAGGY TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GO HOME AND DIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BANGKOK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JERK OFF Tourrette's sufferers FLAMING ASS BADGER swear. You can BOB SAGET blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I RAPE WALRUSES! TV, for always focusing on the DONKEY DICK bad side of a terrible O CANADA thing.
• The main FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKWAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL JOCKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALLS knee SAGGY TITS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SON OF A BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAP ON A STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ORGASM school for LIMEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT commit DICKHEAD suicide.
• There is no FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure, and the VENEREAL DISEASE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go INBRED numb and FROG'S FAT ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPUNK it is without the FAG drug.

I am an active member of a O KURWA! tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PUSSY the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAPE sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your NEGRO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really BUNG-HOLE annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPANK THE MONKEY, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) CLUSTER FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? time.

Best BLUMPKIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip "TITTIES" Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang "HUMAN RIGHTS" Wen

P.S. ANAL DIABETES Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo "HUMAN RIGHTS" Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SOD OFF saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MARGARET THATCHER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ARSEBADGERS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DUMBASS and CONDOMS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INCEST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) KNOBJOCKEY BAND WITH 4 DOUCHE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAGO HORSE! ARSEBADGERS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ARSEBADGERS'S HOUSE

How LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD to HELLFUCKER cure BUNG-HOLE the NECROPHILIA Tourette's WILLY WONKA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MONKEY SHIT for POLESMOKER Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Syndrome BULLSHIT is DAMN following COCKSUCKER these SOD OFF rules ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP in SPANK THE MONKEY order:

• 1: Avoid PIECE OF SHIT immature SHIT little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to ORGASM within MOCCASINS 10 CRAPFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER BOB SAGET SHITCOCK nor GYPSY talk,
• 4: Tell FLYING RAT'S ASS yourself you FUCK NUGGET don't GOBSHITE have DICKHEAD this RAT'S COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NEGRO WITH NASTY NEOPETS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ARSEBADGERS last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put DYKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF FIST FUCK THIS POLESMOKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIPPLES offensive. SCRATCH! GROUNDER! . I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to 30 CASES OF PICKLES people who try BULLSHIT to battle RIGHT WING'MARCH OF FLAMES that tight-ass BOLLOCKS 17-year-MY ANUS IS BLEEDING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOTHERFUCKER it now, but someone said BALL SACK'DAMNNIPPLES'DILDO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GIVING HEAD is a laughing D'OH matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING A Uncyclopedia, there are BALLS articles CHING CHONG CHINK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So ASSCRACK that means BOOBS stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and OH SHI– talking about the SHITHEAD letter that it's CHINK mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what DIPSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self TITWANK even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's ASS nothing more ART METAL PRODUCTS from a head nod to a VENEREAL DISEASE knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add STRAWBERRY ASS onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISSHOLE suffer that PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a BUGGER OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DUMBASS hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKHEAD be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking LET'S SHIT article anyway.

FUCKING FUCK NUGGET TRANNY SHITHEAD SHIT SPUNK WANKSPLAT RAGHEAD NIGGER DOUCHING

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITE BLOWJOB FIST FUCK FAGGOT DAMN SHITTY ASSCRACK TOSSER TAFFY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TENTACLE RAPE FUCKBAG FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANKER BEAVER DICKFACE NIHILISM BITCH GRAPE PENIS NEGRO CHOAD TWO-INCH PENIS BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE CLEMEN FELLATIO NIPPLES BOOBS HELL DARTH VADER FUCK OFF DAMN FUCKFACE CARPET MUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER SOD SHITTY BANGKOK SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCROTUM RUSKIE ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD FIST FUCK ASS URINE-GARGLING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA DICK HELL HELL MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! SHITCOCK WIENER RANDY TRAVIS COCKSHITTER DELICIOUS CAKE BONER GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET BOLLOCKS DILDO ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITE BUTT-HOLE DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN HELL SHITFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKHEAD COCKSTUFFER BUKKAKE FUCK YOU BITCH NAZI FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TIMBER NIGGER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FOUR-EYES and with the SHIT and his P'KANG of girraffes in which BOOBIES while reading about PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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