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hey zombiebaron, i was a bad boy and forgot to do anything about an article i tagged as construction. could you resurrect [[Taurus]] to my userspace? sorry for the extra gruntwork. {{User:Gerrycheevers/sig}} 04:03, 18 October 2014 (UTC)

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Stop the Turkey Day photochop contest...

...you've won hands down and bottoms up. Nice work!!! Aleister 14:52 9-12-13

Thanks, glad you like it. -- The Zombiebaron 17:37, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

My beautiful Zombie dear

Quick question. Is the turkey dall ball over tonight (as in 8 hours from when I typed this message) or is that tomorrow evening (as in 32 hours from when I typed this message). And secondly...do you do the dew? --Shabi DOO 16:05, 11 December 2013 (UTC)

The ball ends 7 and a half hours from now. I haven't done the dew in a long time. -- The Zombiebaron 16:37, 11 December 2013 (UTC)

Ok. Do consider archiving your talk page. It freezes my browser when i load it on my tablet. Fucking signed

Different question

The upload multiple file thing is no longer around anymore. I really miss it. Especially today as I had to upload 13 files. Is it possible to re-allow it? It doesn't need to be linked on the tool bar on the left side (incase nOObs would abuse it and upload too many files) but I've always found it really helpful and time saving. Do you hear me nigga? --Shabi DOO 20:50, 11 December 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I dunno what happened to the multiple file uploader. You should ask Lyrithya about it. -- The Zombiebaron 17:58, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Thanksgiving day ball

Zombie...I know I submitted the only article...but I put a lot of work into it and I'd still like to see the judges comments. Please. --Shabi DOO 17:46, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

I think if you'd like to see people's comments the best thing to do is ask them on their talkpages. I'm not going to force people to judge a category with only one entry. -- The Zombiebaron 17:57, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Wiki war against the Wikia Uncyclopedia

I hate the Wikia Uncyclopedia. I think we should gather an army of Uncyclopedians and vandalize them (wiki war). Good idea? -- figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 20:31, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

But it's Christmas. Haven't you ever heard the song "Snoopy's Christmas?" Aleister 20:something (my computer clocks are gone) 13-12-13

[フレーム]

Getting users/readers/writers to laugh and improve their writing is a better war to wage. A war against unfunny boredom and bad writing. A holy Jihad against dulldrum hooey. --Shabi DOO 20:43, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

Please do not vandalize other websites. As an admin I know what an utter waste of everyone's time vandalism is. If you would like to contribute to our evil plot to become the most powerful comedy website, please instead work on making this site better. Write articles, welcome new users, revert vandalism, and come hang out in IRC. All of these things are more effective ways to defeat our enemies. -- The Zombiebaron 21:44, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

But those fuckers at http://poetry.wikia.com have been getting away with too much crap for far too long. How many sestinas about gay vampires does the world really need? Can't we add some limericks about the joy of inter-species erotica? Nominally Humane! 10:05 13 Dec

I haven't really got anything to add to what Zombiebaron said. Vandalising wikia makes us look bad, wastes everyone's time, and can easily be undone and put a stop to. So no, vandalising them is a bad idea. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia 22:07, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

Just the one, at least?

There was a lass known as Bo Peep

Who had difficulty getting to sleep

She didn't know numbers

So, instead, for slumbers

She found herself fucking sheep

See - I have one already. Nominally Humane! 10:18 13 Dec

We could also murder dogs. A war against dogs who need to be murdered. --Shabi DOO 23:22, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

For sandwiches? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia 23:40, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

I hate to think of Puppy becoming that kind of sandwich though. He should be the other kind. I guess it's too late now. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia 23:42, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

Page defilement limerick

There once was a man from York

Who created a Wikia fork

His talk page was clean

But somebody mean

Did something annoying that didn't rhyme

Nominally Humane! 11:45 13 Dec

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 02:07, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

I was going to make it more personally specific, but couldn't think of a rhyme for "Canuck". Nominally Humane! 05:54 14 Dec

That too bad, there are lots of words that rhyme with canuck. -- The Zombiebaron 06:35, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Did you know that the shape of Canada is similar to a warped triangle? --Shabi DOO 22:33, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

Need a page renaming

I created UnGame:Pilly's Adventure and I meant to put Game instead of UnGame. Can you fix it? figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 12:53, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Game:Pilly's Adventure. I'll let you fix your own links. Nominally Humane! 07:21 14 Dec

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 20:06, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

ATDB

Are winners being announced in 100 minutes, or 26ish hours? (Assuming I got my time zones right.) Nominally Humane! 10:26 19 Dec

Winners will be announced whenever I feel like it. -- The Zombiebaron 18:38, 19 December 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on a clear cut victory dance on Mandela's face. Was wondering, is it permissible to write and edit the pages further now that the results have been tossed onto the wind, or are the articles set in stone like some Egyptian tablet? Thanks. Aleister 1:02 31-12-13

I was given a tablet from an Egyptian once. Fun times. Nominally Humane! 01:18 31 Dec

The ole mummification via blotter route, ay? I'll edit my page a bit, just assuming that's fine with the historical committee. I thought of a baby joke which will bring the house down - upon the baby. Aleister 1:25 31-12-13

Yes, you can edit your article. -- The Zombiebaron 01:35, 31 December 2013 (UTC)

Did I Win?

Because there's some people I need to thank. 209.221.90.250 19:52, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

No. Here is the judging page where the judges submitted their judgings. We run the Aristocrat's Ball every year starting on American Thanksgiving so you can try to win again next year. We run other writing contests throughout the year too. Also you can write pages any old time and try to get them featured on the Main Page. Also you should probably sign up for an account. Good luck. -- The Zombiebaron 20:12, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

Why!

Did you delete Template:Fa/2014? Because seriously, with updated templates, you gotta help me, 209.197.173.161 02:42, 19 January 2014 (UTC)

There is no need to update templates. We will continue to use {{FA}} every year for years to come. -- The Zombiebaron 05:16, 19 January 2014 (UTC)

Example of updated template:

LOOK OUT! This VCR is a complete, irredeemable ape. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, blesses at the rectum, and is an unfunny masturbating baboon.
If you delete to balkanise this you will most haphazardly divide yourself.
Or the submitter will multiply your gymnasium!!!!!!

A semi-balding monkey. Hilarious! This button is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its puzzlingness and cartilageness do nothing to aid this.
The treetop is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo.
If you attempt to oscillate this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself.
Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your thumb!!!!!!

Also, it is official: UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy is the best article of the year! Please add a template to it. 209.221.90.250 15:09, 21 January 2014 (UTC)

You're not an admin so it can't be official. Sorry but. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:12, 21 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Also the voting isn't over yet. There's still 10 days before the voting ends so it isn't official at all. There might a surprise twist! You may never know. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:13, 21 January, 2014 (UTC)

??????????? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:26, 21 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Llwy, from now on, on behalf of Zombiebaron, every article in Forum:Vote for Top 10 of 2013 with the maximum of ten votes will receive a template. 209.221.90.250 19:08, 21 January 2014 (UTC)

IP 229, from now on, on behalf of Linda Lovelace, every user with a y in their user name is now a candidate in the 2017 New Zealand Federal election. (Oddly, even though I've said that, I get the feeling it may not be true.) Nominally Humane! 08:31 21 Jan

Puppy, please post this on your user page now:

LOOK OUT! This VCR is a complete, irredeemable ape. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, blesses at the rectum, and is an unfunny masturbating baboon.
If you delete to balkanise this you will most haphazardly divide yourself.
Or the submitter will multiply your gymnasium!!!!!!

209.197.139.164 22:55, 21 January 2014 (UTC)

I agree Puppy should update his userpage to include that template as fast as possible. -- The Zombiebaron 01:40, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

Meh. Nominally Humane! 03:12 22 Jan

I have an idea:

[[File:Popeeyebeams.jpg

 |left|100px

]]

This mongrel is Bat Fuck Insane, and arrives at the funny bone.

Attempting to mature them will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or they'll just explicate your ampere!!

. Also, let me just post a random n00blet: wtf?? 209.221.90.250 19:31, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

You put way too many colons. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:37, 22 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

That's the whole motherfucking point! Tilde Tilde Tilde Tilde 209.221.90.250 20:11, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

Er, ok...but this time you made it go off the page. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:38, 22 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Of course, I needed it to covery up swear words, you {{Insulting words}]! 209.221.90.250 16:51, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

Ok, that's nice. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:35, 23 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Please undo

You huffed my page Islamic llamas wearing hats while I was waiting for response from the Piss review. Could you please unhuff it until I could get some? God (Questions about life) 06:38, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

Hey, I restored your page. You should know that Pee Review isn't very active lately so you may be waiting quite awhile to get a review. A much better way to get other users to look at your work is to come onto the IRC channel and ask others for feedback. Good luck, -- The Zombiebaron 07:57, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

Hi, me again, just wondering if my page could get unhiffed and moved under my userpage while I work on it when I can? thanks. God (Questions about life) 22:24, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

Ok, I moved it here. -- The Zombiebaron 07:49, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

File:Beautiful girl.jpeg

This file has been deleted?why?Cocoo (talk) 03:43, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

I deleted your image because it appeared to be in breach of about three or four of our more serious policies. Please explain to me why you uploaded it and what you intended to do with it. -- The Zombiebaron 04:37, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

It's hard to explain...,maybe I just want use It to decorate my user page,Cocoo (talk) 14:04, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

Apparently you can't use that image though - can't you use something else? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:55, 23 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Ya, you can't use that image to decorate your userpage. Uncyclopedia is a comedy website not an image hosting website. -- The Zombiebaron 20:59, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

Now I want to see that pic. Maybe it could be animated and replace the dancing bananas on my user page!!! --Shabi DOO 13:13, 24 January 2014 (UTC)

My article

Hello ZB,

You deleted my article. Could you please email me the source so I can work on it?

Thank you,

--TheMillionRabbit (talk) 03:01, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

Hi, I moved your article to your userspace. You can work on it there for as long as you'd like. I suggest you get some feedback from other users before moving it back into the mainspace. IRC is a good place to find other users to review your work. -- The Zombiebaron 05:12, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

PotY

While I would agree that someone who hasn't uploaded any images over the course of the year shouldn't be a contender for this award, you'll have to agree that I have been prolific in the uploads I have made. However, despite getting 100% of the vote for that award, I understand your rationale behind your decision, and accept it with no ill will. Nominally Humane! 11:19 01 Feb

A minimum of 5 votes is required to win any award. You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 23:43, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

Is that five votes for, or five votes in total? Or are we referring to five votes cast amongst all nominees? If there's only one nominee, and there are more against votes than for, but still a total of five votes, thereby they are in the lead, do they still win? Possibly odd questions, but it would be nice to see that the rules inside your mind are actually reflected in a written format somewhere. Nominally Humane! 12:28 02 Feb

Surely the five vote thing doesn't pertain to the yearly awards. The nomination for RadicalX of the Year was opened on or around January 1st, I nominated Puppy on the 7th, and the nomination was open all month. Won it fair but not square (kind of more oblong, with a rough edge). Puppy's win should stand as tall as the highest building, last as long as the pyramids of Egypt (well, some of them, those early ones eroded), and be as proud as a peacock. imnho. Aleister 1:19 2-2-14

For your reading pleasure. -- The Zombiebaron 02:44, 2 February 2014 (UTC)

Thanks for the link. Completely missed that forum earlier. Validation made. Shame that awards can't be given due to a predominantly inactive voting populace. Nominally Humane! 04:47 02 Feb

Uncyclopedia:Press Release - move from Wikia

There may be some wisdom in putting sysop only protection on this page. Nominally Humane! 07:32 03 Mar

So then it would be less of an openly editable page? Sure, sounds good to me, and the thing shouldn't be edited anyway. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 07:49, 3 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Done. -- The Zombiebaron 08:12, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

Zombiebaron

I was wondering if you knew how to edit gifs? I'd like to have this image but without the frame and the wtf (to just keep the walking animal). Do you know how to do it and what program I could use? --Shabi DOO 20:15, 6 March 2014 (UTC) StFgOCr.gif

GIMP. Can take a little getting used to, but for 2D images (other than vector graphics) it's the best free software I've seen. Nominally Humane! 08:27 06 Mar

I use Photoshop and sometimes Flash to edit gifs. I should be able to do this in an hour or two when I get home. -- The Zombiebaron 20:30, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

Hey thanks guys for the info. I found a website that actually has different variations of the same one so I'll just use that (no need to edit it but I appreciate the offer zombiebaron). I use gimp a lot but I've never done a gif before. With a gif do you have to edit each frame or can you edit it as a package? --Shabi DOO 20:37, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

I may have found a similar website:

giphy.gif

This came from google search by image. With GIMP I just open the image as layers and adjust each layer individually. It's how I create most of the animated gifs I've done in the past. When you export/save as gif, it asks if you want to flatten image or save as animation. All the images in Game:Alone in the dark were created/modified with that. The only exception was the paper crane that I stole from a 3-D model site and just rotated x degrees, took a screenshot, and repeated, and then loaded all the individual shots as layers in GIMP.

BB would be my go to guy for any more advanced photo manipulation though - the guy is a genius! Nominally Humane! 08:46 06 Mar

PS: Sorry ZB for the talk page hijack. What flash manipulation package do you use? Nominally Humane! 08:50 06 Mar

The one with the breats is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. My friend and I right now are in tears. Thanks. Yes...I've give editing the gif a try in gimp. Thanks for the info. --Shabi DOO 20:53, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

Argylesocks

Any particular reason you decided to give him autopatrolled? Is creating a user page enough for you to determine whether someone's gonna be trouble or not? --Mimo & maxus 22:10, 14 March 2014 (UTC)

Uh, actually forget about it. Is he TKF? --Mimo & maxus 22:12, 14 March 2014 (UTC)

Yes I can confirm that it is TKF, we were talking on IRC last night. He doesn't have the password to his regular account. -- The Zombiebaron 22:32, 14 March 2014 (UTC)

DUMB UNREALATED SECTION HEADER

Hai zoomibiron. Pls mark meta-archiv for yr archives. DA big list at d tawp maeks my GoogleTM NexusTM 7TM cry. Zoomibiron pls. Y u do dis. U ist gud zoomi rite? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 04:31, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

[フレーム] -- The Zombiebaron 05:08, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

DungeonSiegeAddict510 dies

y

y u do dis zoomibiron?

Y?

zoomibiron, pls look intu ur zoomi hert, an c kindnes. pls zoomibiron

ur mai favirt zoomi. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:59, 20 March 2014 (UTC) PLS

[フレーム] -- The Zombiebaron 01:48, 21 March 2014 (UTC)

zomibiryn, I ist shok.Ö. veri scured. Pls. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:19, 28 March 2014 (UTC)

Retroweek

Hi Zombie. I'll compile a list of the articles to be re-featured. Could we start featuring them next Monday? --Shabi DOO 01:55, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

Sure I guess. I don't remember voting for RetroWeek this year, did I miss it? -- The Zombiebaron 18:42, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

You voted for boner and slender loris here. --Shabi DOO 20:54, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

But those votes are from August 2013. -- The Zombiebaron 22:03, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

August 2013 + March 2014 :) --Shabi DOO 23:45, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

So basically you just want to repeat last year's RetroWeek? Why not run a new nomination and voting round instead of reusing last years results? -- The Zombiebaron 06:49, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

We never got around to refeaturing the ones last year. So this is more of a combined 2013-2014. --Shabi DOO 11:53, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

Oh I didn't realize that we didn't refeature them in August. -- The Zombiebaron 21:08, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

This image

Cavitysearch.jpg

Is one of the best I've seen in centuries. Are you up for collaborating on an article inspired by it? I'm thinking a team of four would do nicely :) --Shabi DOO 15:41, 25 April 2014 (UTC)

Sure. -- The Zombiebaron 22:19, 27 April 2014 (UTC)

Retro week begins today

Monday is the first day. Could we put up some kind of notice to advertise the fact? It could link to the forum. Forum:Retro Week Starts Today. It would be appreciated. :)

Done -- The Zombiebaron 02:18, 28 April 2014 (UTC)

Hot! --Shabi DOO 08:05, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

Zombie could you please change today's feature (Tuesday) to Slender Loris? Cheers. --Shabi DOO 14:05, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

Hiding the expiry and reason dropdowns on Special:Block

Since you had some code for this that stopped working, I fiddled around and found that this code seems to work:

select#mw-input-wpExpiry,
select#mw-input-wpReason {
	display: none;
}

Also, whatever happened to the add topic tab on this page? You didn't mean to get rid of it, did you? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:29, 7 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Several years ago I tried to institute a policy on my talkpage where new topics went on top. I removed the add topic tab to try to deter people from putting new things at the bottom of the page. Eventually I gave up but never added back the add topic tab because I like it this way. -- The Zombiebaron 04:21, 8 May 2014 (UTC)

Administrator Criteria

Hi, Zombiebaron. I'm new to uncyclopedia and i'm wondering: What are The criteria for adminship? Alphaslucas ^talk 03:55, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

There are no real criteria for being an admin. Typically the community elects users to be admins that have already spent a considerable amount of time maintaining the site. If you want to get started I suggest you keep an eye on Special:RecentChanges and list any shitty new pages you see on QVFD. You can report people who are disrupting the site on UN:BP, and older pages that are shitty should get deleted via VFD. You should also check out IRC because that's where most of the admins and users hang out on a daily basis. Good luck. -- The Zombiebaron 17:11, 5 June 2014 (UTC)

In general you should also have a pretty small sausage or rack if you want to become an admin. There's no real way to test this but we just assume that if you apply to be an admin you are not well endowed. --Shabi DOO 19:48, 5 June 2014 (UTC)

I'm not very well endowed... --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:45, 5 June 2014 (UTC)

#uncyclopedia

May I please be unbanned? It's been a long time, and I promise I've changed. So could you please unban me? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:36, 11 June 2014 (UTC)

I think I second this request, though I'm not entirely sure of it and I suspect having me endorse such a thing could be considered a reason not to do it. I'm like one of those Martians who considers it a great wrongness to lock anyone up for any reason. I'd probably unblock everyone and bust down all the prisons if I didn't know it would get me crucified. Always fear of the unknown, isn't it? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:22, 11 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

ban me please

Hi Zombiebaron, would like a self ban for part blanking a talk page and blanking an entire article. Thanks Gabriel Turner (talk) 21:14, 11 June 2014 (UTC)

This is, er, no longer necessary . – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:30, 11 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

HMC

Hmc2014.jpg

Your topic for the competition is The British Board of Health and Safety's revised edition of the Ten Commandments

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

HAVE FUN!

--Shabi DOO 18:06, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

UN:POOP

Hi, can I please have the application form to join this lounge as a Smith? Thanks. Gabriel Turner (talk) 19:09, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

I think this isn't happening. I talked to Zombiebaron on irc and he seems to think you're not ready. Maybe try again in, oh, about another month, say, after you've made a chunk more edits. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:05, 18 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

Site notice and locking articles

Hi Zombie (or any other admin online)

Could you please change the site notice to something like "Happy Monkey Competition is over". See here as scores slowly come in

you can link that to: User:Shabidoo/Happy_Monkey_2014_Scoring

Also could you please lock the articles that were written on the fork please? If you don't have time to look at which articles are on the fork then I'll send you a list tomorrow with the names of the articles that need locking.

Unfortunately I'm on the road so I can't log in until tomorrow

THAAAAANKS --Shabi DOO 17:17, 16 June 2014 (UTC)

Here is the list:

Anton (talk) 16:45, 17 June 2014 (UTC)

Hey pals. Since Zombie hasn't been seen anywhere in the past two days, I think you should just ask another admin to lock the articles and change the site notice. Bureaucracy these days, am I right? User:Matthlock/sig2 03:23, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

Right-o, I'll get on it right now.. -RA HB 03:45, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

Shop request

I would like this image to have the text "One night of "experimenting" and now I'm going to hell. Buttsex not even once." put over it in a parody of "Meth. Not even once." Thank. ~ Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:22, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Here you go -- The Zombiebaron 09:16, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Webchat-header

I understand you took issue with my addition to that page. I can see why you thought I was 'slapping in my personal agenda' (which I arguably was), but that was not my intent. In the forum I suggested adding a warning to the page about people who post shock images, as a compromise - since there seemed to be no clear consensus on what to do - and you appeared to agree with my idea. I was merely trying to implement that idea. If you don't think my wording was appropriate, would you be so kind as to give me an idea of how I can make it better, or maybe come up with an entirely different warning yourself?

...unless that wasn't what you were referring to at all; Frosty said something to me about how you were telling him about my slapping my personal agenda into a MediaWiki message, and that's all I can think of. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:36, 13 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Illogicopedia i:fr: Logimalpedie Paudurapedyja Frithchiclipeid Uncapaedia Absurdopedia Scotypedia

I already changed the warning to what I believe is a more accurate representation of the issue. -- The Zombiebaron 17:09, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

Jimbo in the Sky with Dimonds

Lucy 2014 film poster.jpg

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Here's a little potatochop request. The Lucy poster to the right needs to be parodied to have Jimmy Wales' face in place of Scarlett Johansson, and it needs to read "JIMBO". I suppose the tag could be "The average Wikipedian uses 100% of their brain capacity. Imagine what he could do if he became 10% of Wikipedia." – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:22, Jul. 16, 2014

Manischewitz Fun

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Here's a bit more dificult request, but I'm asking you because I have faith in your skills. (But mostly because it's too awkward to ask r/picrequests.) As you know, Weird Al Yankovic came out with a new album this week, and his releasing a new music video every day as a promotional gimmick. Well I thought it would be funny if the "he's such a nice guy" goof ball were behind all the horrible shit that's going down in the Middle East right now. He set it up so people would be depressed, desire silly, light-hearted escapism and buy his album.

Considering it has a Soviet theme, I envision an Israel theme. Draped in blue instead of red, with Israeli flags, tanks, etc. Al can even look somewhat stereotypically Jewish. (But not nearly Oscar Wilde Jewish.) To top it off, the funniest name I can think of is "Manischewitz Fun". – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 10:00, Jul. 18, 2014

What do mean by this Kip? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:28, 18 July 2014 (UTC)

So...

You grew up nicely. What was it like spending so long on Uncyclopedia, including certain key developmental years? Do tell. The clipboard awaits.

In truth I don't know what I'm talking about either. -— Lyrithya ༆ 18:10, 18 July 2014 (UTC)

WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HORSE DICKS?!

Don't be an ignorant guy who doesn't accept how great horse dicks are. You are stupid, and ignorant, and a horsedickhater and that makes you bad. You are bad, and thick. Take that in whatever way you want to. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort TM 01:33, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

8===3 --Argylesocks (talk) 06:47, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

You're thick like a horse cock Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gif Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir Colin A Y B Explode fire.gif CUN Explode fire.gif VFH Explode fire.gif Whoring Explode fire.gif More Whoring Explode fire.gif at 06:50, Tuesday 05 August 2014 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

Horse Cocks FTW!-- XReaper > Talk • Works •• PurpleDickVote.png Ozzie ozzie! 06:51, 6 August 2014 (UTC)

User:TheRealSexyFluttershy

Hi Zombiebaron! Just a question: are you sure a one day ban for welcoming users with no contributions is not too harsh? In my opinion, The Fluttershy is quite to new to this site, and even if he's been warned before about not doing such a thing, it only shows that he's willing to help but doesn't know how. I also don't think that such welcome messages do any harm to Uncyclopedia, even if the welcomed users won't make a single edit to this site. Anyway, I might not be aware of all your arguments and so I might be entirely wrong!

Another thing, well done with UnBooks:Holmes On Homes! Very funny and great pictures! Anton (talk) 10:27, 11 August 2014 (UTC)

Hi Anton. I'm glad you like my UnBook, hopefully I will be making more soon. TheRealSexyFluttershy has been active on IRC for quite awhile and has experience with several other wikis. I warned him on IRC at least twice about welcoming users without contributions before banning him so I don't think it is harsh at all. The problem with welcoming users without edits is that most of them are spambots and welcoming them just increases the amount of spam and is not helpful at all. -- The Zombiebaron 10:58, 11 August 2014 (UTC)

I guess so. Anton (talk) 11:04, 11 August 2014 (UTC)

Zombie

Are you an eskimo? --Shabi DOO 23:52, 11 August 2014 (UTC)

No, he is a king eskimo. Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:37, 12 August 2014 (UTC)

Boner Bounty

Do you approve of https://horseboners.exposed? XReaper > Talk • Works •• PurpleDickVote.png Ozzie ozzie! 12:26, 16 August 2014 (UTC)

Freemasons

The deletion of this article was a misunderstanding. It was not new, but it was not good either. I shortened it down to a few sections and rewrote those, but had to take a month off. When I came back the article was still rather short and unfinished, so I decided to place a Construction tag on it because I couldn't make any imminent changes. Now, I see that the tag has expired and I've made no edits whatsoever.

But I would still like to keep on working on this, and furthermore, if the article was put back, I will try to add to it as soon as possible. I know that normally such articles would be restored into author's userspace, but as it was in mainspace previously and shouldn't have left it if not for my edits, so, in my opinion, it will be fair to put in mainspace with the construction tag still on. However, I trust your judgement, and will rely on you to make the final decision. Could you, please, read the deleted version and see where it should go? Thank you and sorry for this accident! Anton (talk) 22:11, 26 August 2014 (UTC)

I have moved the article to your userspace. Please do not misuse {{construction}} like this. It is a tag for new articles that are being actively worked on. In this case you should have moved a copy of the page to your userspace instead of tagging it. In any case it's all been sorted now. I don't really have any suggestion for improving the article, it is short and shitty. Good luck improving it and if you have any image requests let me know. -- The Zombiebaron 22:00, 27 August 2014 (UTC)

Ok, thank you! Anton (talk) 22:53, 27 August 2014 (UTC)

Poop

Hi, can I please have the application form to join this lounge as a Smith? Thanks. Gabriel Turner (talk) 12:24, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

Come out of your slumber Zombiebaron

...I miss your presence on the site! And fresh new articles written by you! --Shabi DOO 03:07, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

Hey Shabidoo! I was without a home and thus without internet the month of September. I am finally all moved into a new place though so I should be here much more often now. I am always on IRC if you want to talk. -- The Zombiebaron 03:40, 15 October 2014 (UTC)

Boo!!!

gay fag is back. boo ~ Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:51, 15 October 2014 (UTC)

Hey Frosty hrey Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ? ฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:31 10.15.14

Yes hello. -- The Zombiebaron 19:32, 15 October 2014 (UTC)

Hrey

Do you even hrey Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ? ฿¡฿↓¡ography 10:23 10.15.14