Capitalism
- Did you mean Cataplasm or Theories of Cataplasm?
So hah hah.
"Forget money, cataplasm is the opiate of the masses. Sweet opium... I mean, er, um..."
~ Creepy Priest
Capitalism, not to be confused with cataplasm, is the notion that honey makes the world go round. Invented by a bumblebee, it is a philosophy that essentially states:
Of primary concern is the use of capital letters in the correct places, though this particular bee was drunk when he wrote his manifesto.
"Bees can write now?"
~ Reader
What, you never knew that? Get with the times man!
Basic structure of society (distribution of wealth)[edit | edit source ]
They have more money than you. Barstools.
Capitalism's evils[edit | edit source ]
Its made of rice jello. If that doesn't turn you off capitalism then you must be a dollar symbol.
Or...[edit | edit source ]
Capitalism is a religion in which believers believe that capital letters are gods. They always write using them, and consider using lowercase ones as a sin.
Most Famous Capitalist Countries[edit | edit source ]
- Untied State of Americano Coffee
- Pratalonia
- Free State of Baguette
- Angle Merkel's pudding basin
- The Capitalist State of Capitalist CapitalistsTM
