Capitalism
- Did you mean Cataplasm or Theories of Cataplasm?
So hah hah.
"Forget money, cataplasm is the opiate of the masses. Sweet opium... I mean, er, um..."
~ Creepy Priest
Capitalism, not to be confused with cataplasm, is the notion that honey makes the world go round. Invented by a bumblebee, it is a philosophy that essentially states:
Of primary concern is the use of capital letters in the correct places, though this particular bee was drunk when he wrote his manifesto.
"Bees can write now?"
~ Reader
What, you never knew that? Get with the times man!
Basic structure of society (distribution of wealth)
They have more money than you. Barstools.
Capitalism's evils
Its made of rice jello. If that doesn't turn you off capitalism then you must be a dollar symbol.
Or...
Capitalism is a religion in which believers believe that capital letters are gods. They always write using them, and consider using lowercase ones as a sin.
Most Famous Capitalist Countries
- Untied State of Americano Coffee
- Pratalonia
- Free State of Baguette
- Angle Merkel's pudding basin
- The Capitalist State of Capitalist CapitalistsTM
