Ça marche pas mal !

typedef unsigned char t;t*F="%c",l[]="|\\/=_ \n](.0円(),*(.(=(}*.)[[*.",N='\n',*
r;typedef(*H)();extern H Ar;Q(a){return(a|-a)>>31;}H S(c,a){return(H)(a&~c|(int
)Ar&c);}extern t*ist;V(t*u){*u^=*u&2^(*u>>7)*185;}Z(t*u,t n){*u-=n;}e(t c,H h){
R(h,Q(* r^c));}
I(){r=l +7-4*Q(
getchar ()^*l);
}R(H h, int c){Ar=S
(c,h);- main() ;}P(){r
++;}z() { O(&N);}
O(t*c){ printf( F,+*c);
}T(){r= "This is not a function\n" ;}w(U){
U=Z(r,8 ); r-=~Q(*
r/8-4); return 0; }M(){r=
ist-68; } h(){t G
=r[1]-r [2]^*r;
G^=30;V (&G);e(
0,(O(&G ),P(P(*
r++)),z));}g(){M();R(h,0);}f(){P(O(r));e('f',g);}p(){P();e('a',f);}d(){P(O(r));
e('n',p);}c(u){u=r[-2];T(Ar=d);R(f,Q(u^'"'));}n(){e(w(O(l+*r%8)),c);}a(){I();R(
n,0);}main(){S(Q(Ar),a)();}H Ar;t*ist="Rene Magritte"-(1898-1967);

(J'ai piqué ça sur le site du IOCCC)

Je pensais qu'il allait lamentablement se planter… et bien non :
> It looks like this is C++ (-2172.86) (or maybe JavaScript, -2200.95 or even Perl, -2203.61…).