Ils y vont fort là Google... surtout le questionnaire est vraiment drôle et très .. mhh.. familier (pas le mot le plus approprié)! On se croirait dans un fil de blagues sur Slashdot.
C'est pas un vrai poisson d'avril mais c'est une belle parodie.
Morceaux choisis:
# "If I am accepted as a Virgle Pioneer, I will enthusiastically embrace my solemn responsibility to produce as many offspring as I can in order to help develop our fledgling Martian civilization." This statement, in my case, is
True. Hell , yeah, it's true. Could we have some, like, Virgle Pioneer keggers in advance just to sort, you know, um, break the ice?
Um, definitely false -- and you'll be hearing from my attorney for insinuating otherwise.
Could I maybe see a few head shots of my fellow Pioneers before answering this question?
# The concept of a large group of equal individuals all working hard every day toward the collective good of our shared community sounds to me like
A utopian ideal.
A Communist plot.
A dreary stage that Virgle Pioneers will all have to endure while building a civilization robust enough to sustain a blessed return to mankind's usual selfish, materialistic, backbiting ways.
ou encore
# If I were to find myself a passenger on a long-haul, multi-generational voyage to a distant solar system, and deteriorating on-ship ecological conditions, steadily weakening community stability and ever-rising number of missing backgammon pieces led some colonists to revolt against the ship's government, I would
Join the bloodthirsty populist revolution without thinking twice
Instinctively defend the reigning neo-fascist military regime
Hide in the infirmary until things blow over
Find a working Holistic Artificial Language interface and beg the on-board computers to take over the ship, and by extension the entirety of extra-solar-system humanity. For our own good, of course.
(on se demande qui est le "reigning neo-fascist military regime").
Mon resultat au test pour devenir un colon:
Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life. If you're determined to give Virgle a try, though, you can submit your video here.
# Enorme
Posté par smc . En réponse au journal Poisson :: Colonisation de mars. Évalué à 2.
C'est pas un vrai poisson d'avril mais c'est une belle parodie.
Morceaux choisis:
# "If I am accepted as a Virgle Pioneer, I will enthusiastically embrace my solemn responsibility to produce as many offspring as I can in order to help develop our fledgling Martian civilization." This statement, in my case, is
True. Hell , yeah, it's true. Could we have some, like, Virgle Pioneer keggers in advance just to sort, you know, um, break the ice?
Um, definitely false -- and you'll be hearing from my attorney for insinuating otherwise.
Could I maybe see a few head shots of my fellow Pioneers before answering this question?
# The concept of a large group of equal individuals all working hard every day toward the collective good of our shared community sounds to me like
A utopian ideal.
A Communist plot.
A dreary stage that Virgle Pioneers will all have to endure while building a civilization robust enough to sustain a blessed return to mankind's usual selfish, materialistic, backbiting ways.
ou encore
# If I were to find myself a passenger on a long-haul, multi-generational voyage to a distant solar system, and deteriorating on-ship ecological conditions, steadily weakening community stability and ever-rising number of missing backgammon pieces led some colonists to revolt against the ship's government, I would
Join the bloodthirsty populist revolution without thinking twice
Instinctively defend the reigning neo-fascist military regime
Hide in the infirmary until things blow over
Find a working Holistic Artificial Language interface and beg the on-board computers to take over the ship, and by extension the entirety of extra-solar-system humanity. For our own good, of course.
(on se demande qui est le "reigning neo-fascist military regime").
Mon resultat au test pour devenir un colon:
Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life. If you're determined to give Virgle a try, though, you can submit your video here.