Voilà en vrac quelques citations/formules liées à l'informatique que j'avais récupéré ça et là :
#Une station de métro, c'est l'endroit où le métro s'arrête. Une station d'autobus, c'est l'endroit où le bus s'arrête. Devant moi, j'ai une station de travail...
#Sur Internet, personne ne sait que vous êtes une moule.
#Arrête l'IRC, achète un Bled.
#Faut sortir les gars, y a pas que Linux dans la vie ... il y a aussi Hurd :)
#Le problème avec le village global, c'est les idiots du village global.
#"Microsoft": Micro: Minuscule, Soft: Mou.
#Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
#Linux is like a wigwam: no gates, no windows and an apache inside.
#One line of sourcecode says more than a thousand words.
#Computers are like air conditioners. They don't work when Windows are open.
#A computer is a state machine. Threads are for people who can't program state machines. - Alan Cox
#Hmmm... I think I'll continue to call it "Linux" - Linus Torvalds
#If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing.
#In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people - Linus Torvalds
#The box said: "Windows 95 or better". So I installed Linux...
#'Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.'
- Unknown
#I watch DVD's on linux.. I'm a criminal!
#A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
#There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
#« To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer. »
#"It was then that I learned that computers were built to make money, not minds." Gary Kildall
#make install, not war
#Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "NO" is the answer.
#Write once, run everywhere. A virus writer's dream !
#"Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's a good thing we have museums to document that" -- Bill Gates
#I'd say everybody who uses Windows, pays for it, but maybe not with money...
#Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso
# Citations...
Posté par Frédéric Lopez . En réponse au journal Le mot du jour et la compil spécial noël. Évalué à 8.
#Une station de métro, c'est l'endroit où le métro s'arrête. Une station d'autobus, c'est l'endroit où le bus s'arrête. Devant moi, j'ai une station de travail...
#Sur Internet, personne ne sait que vous êtes une moule.
#Arrête l'IRC, achète un Bled.
#Faut sortir les gars, y a pas que Linux dans la vie ... il y a aussi Hurd :)
#Le problème avec le village global, c'est les idiots du village global.
#"Microsoft": Micro: Minuscule, Soft: Mou.
#Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
#Linux is like a wigwam: no gates, no windows and an apache inside.
#One line of sourcecode says more than a thousand words.
#Computers are like air conditioners. They don't work when Windows are open.
#A computer is a state machine. Threads are for people who can't program state machines. - Alan Cox
#Hmmm... I think I'll continue to call it "Linux" - Linus Torvalds
#If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing.
#In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people - Linus Torvalds
#The box said: "Windows 95 or better". So I installed Linux...
#'Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.'
- Unknown
#I watch DVD's on linux.. I'm a criminal!
#A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
#There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
#« To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer. »
#"It was then that I learned that computers were built to make money, not minds." Gary Kildall
#make install, not war
#Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "NO" is the answer.
#Write once, run everywhere. A virus writer's dream !
#"Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's a good thing we have museums to document that" -- Bill Gates
#I'd say everybody who uses Windows, pays for it, but maybe not with money...
#Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso