• # Templeet a bouffé mes balises :(

    Posté par . En réponse au journal * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.). Évalué à -3.

    Bon, on r'met ça :

    Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.
    [SCO] w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
    [Novell] /msg atnt haha. idiot.
    [Novell] whoops. was that out loud?
    [atnt] rotfl
    [IBM] lol
    [SCO] why r u laffin at me?
    [Novell] dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
    [SCO] wtf?
    [SCO] hey guyz, i bought Caldera, I have linux now.
    [Red_Hat] haha, your linux sucks.
    [Novell] lol
    [atnt] lol
    [IBM] lol
    [SCO] no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
    [IBM] your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
    [SuSE] Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux fur IBM.
    [SCO] can we do linux with you?
    [SuSE] Ich bin nicht sicher...
    [IBM] *cough*
    [SuSE] Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
    * SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
    * SCO is now Caldera[UL]
    [TurboLinux] can we play?
    [Conectiva] we're bored... we'll go too.
    [IBM] sure!
    * TurboLinux is now TurboLinux[UL]
    * Conectiva is now Conectiva[UL]
    [IBM] redhat: you should join!
    [SuSE[UL]] Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
    [Red_Hat] haha. no.
    [Red_Hat] lamers.
    [SuSE[UL]] Herr Mandrake, willst du mitgekommen?
    [Mandrake] Non merci, j'ai déjà une faillite sur les bras.
    [SuSE[UL]] Na ja.
    [IBM] what about you Debian?
    [Debian] we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
    [Caldera[UL]] no one wants my linux!
    [TurboLinux[UL]] i got owned.
    [Caldera[UL]] u all tricked me. linux is lame.
    * Caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
    [SCO] i'm going back to unix.
    [SGI] yeah! want to do unix with me?
    [SCO] haha. no. lamer.
    [Novell] lol
    [IBM] snap!
    [SGI] :~(
    [SCO] hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u IBM.
    [IBM] wtf?
    [SCO] yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
    [Red_Hat] lol
    [SuSE[UL]] heraus laut lachen
    [IBM] lol
    [SCO] shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
    [IBM] go ahead. baby.
    [SCO] andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
    [IBM] oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
    [Novell] actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
    [SCO] wtf? we bought it from u.
    [Novell] whoops. our bad.
    [SCO] i own u. haha
    [SCO] IBM: give me all your AIX now!
    [IBM] whatever. lamer.
    * IBM sets mode +b SCO!*@*
    * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
    * Gentoo has joined #os
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    * Debian sets mode +b Gentoo!*@*
    * Gentoo has been kicked from #os (stop flooding lamer)
    M$_away
    Sun_away
    * SCO entered #os
    [SuSE] ehe good job! Damn, he's back!
    [Novell] lol SuSE, do you wanna pard me for a frag ?
    [SuSE] hey, why not !
    [Novell] ok, let's marry then
    * SuSE[UL] is now Novell[SuSE]
    [SCO] WTF, I was supposed to be the One ! I'll make you pay for that
    [Novell] please shut up now SCO, or I'll tell your parents
    [HP] Yeah, we gonna tell your mother what u did last summer
    * Congress entered #os
    [Congress] hey, we just received a letter informing us that you're all developing WMD
    [IBM] WuuutT ?
    [Debian] OMFG ! SCO !
    [Mandrake] Salut les gars, je suis de retour !
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Red_Hat] sorry Mandrake, but that's too soon, there is no way for Linux on desktop nowadays
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Novell[SuSE]] that's true... :/
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Mandrake] et merde ! je me suis encore fait avoir à l'insu de mon plein gré
    [Beagle] Hi
    [SCO] Hey, you're supposed to be accused of terrorist acts
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Novell[SuSE]] SCO: we are not listening you anymore
    [SCO] damn, can't you shut up Beagle, we are talking to each other
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Symantec] SCO: Beagle is a worm. It's supposed to make a DDOS on you
    [SCO] oups... I forgot! yeah, I'm sure that's a terrorist act from the FSF
    [Beagle] Hi
    [IBM] LOL!
    [Novell[SuSE]] SCO: Please, stop kidding us!
    [Beagle] Hello
    [CNN] SCO just told us that Beagle is a Free Software
    [IBM] well, actually, I would say that's a SCO software
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [Beagle.B] Hello
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    * Microsoft has been dropped from #os
    * SCO has been dropped from #os
    [IBM] Enjoy the Silence !
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [IBM] Hey! anyone hear me?
    Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.
    [SCO] w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
    [Novell] /msg atnt haha. idiot.
    [Novell] whoops. was that out loud?
    [atnt] rotfl
    [IBM] lol
    [SCO] why r u laffin at me?
    [Novell] dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
    [SCO] wtf?
    [SCO] hey guyz, i bought Caldera, I have linux now.
    [Red_Hat] haha, your linux sucks.
    [Novell] lol
    [atnt] lol
    [IBM] lol
    [SCO] no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
    [IBM] your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
    [SuSE] Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux fur IBM.
    [SCO] can we do linux with you?
    [SuSE] Ich bin nicht sicher...
    [IBM] *cough*
    [SuSE] Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
    * SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
    * SCO is now Caldera[UL]
    [TurboLinux] can we play?
    [Conectiva] we're bored... we'll go too.
    [IBM] sure!
    * TurboLinux is now TurboLinux[UL]
    * Conectiva is now Conectiva[UL]
    [IBM] redhat: you should join!
    [SuSE[UL]] Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
    [Red_Hat] haha. no.
    [Red_Hat] lamers.
    [SuSE[UL]] Herr Mandrake, willst du mitgekommen?
    [Mandrake] Non merci, j'ai déjà une faillite sur les bras.
    [SuSE[UL]] Na ja.
    [IBM] what about you Debian?
    [Debian] we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
    [Caldera[UL]] no one wants my linux!
    [TurboLinux[UL]] i got owned.
    [Caldera[UL]] u all tricked me. linux is lame.
    * Caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
    [SCO] i'm going back to unix.
    [SGI] yeah! want to do unix with me?
    [SCO] haha. no. lamer.
    [Novell] lol
    [IBM] snap!
    [SGI] :~(
    [SCO] hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u IBM.
    [IBM] wtf?
    [SCO] yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
    [Red_Hat] lol
    [SuSE[UL]] heraus laut lachen
    [IBM] lol
    [SCO] shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
    [IBM] go ahead. baby.
    [SCO] andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
    [IBM] oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
    [Novell] actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
    [SCO] wtf? we bought it from u.
    [Novell] whoops. our bad.
    [SCO] i own u. haha
    [SCO] IBM: give me all your AIX now!
    [IBM] whatever. lamer.
    * IBM sets mode +b SCO!*@*
    * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
    * Gentoo has joined #os
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    [Gentoo] PORTAGE IS COOL!! RPM & DEB SUCK ASS!
    * Debian sets mode +b Gentoo!*@*
    * Gentoo has been kicked from #os (stop flooding lamer)
    M$_away
    Sun_away
    * SCO entered #os
    [SuSE] ehe good job! Damn, he's back!
    [Novell] lol SuSE, do you wanna pard me for a frag?
    [SuSE] hey, why not
    [Novell] ok, let's marry then !
    * SuSE[UL] is now Novell[SuSE]
    [SCO] WTF, I was supposed to be the One! I'll make you pay for that
    [Novell] please shut up now SCO, or I'll tell your parents
    [HP] Yeah, we gonna tell your mother what u did last summer
    * Congress entered #os
    [Congress] hey, we just received a letter informing us that you're all developing WMD
    [IBM] WuuutT?
    [Debian] OMFG! SCO!
    [Mandrake] Salut les gars, je suis de retour !
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Red_Hat] sorry Mandrake, but that's too soon, there is no way for Linux on desktop nowadays
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Novell[SuSE]] that's true... :/
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Mandrake] et merde ! je me suis encore fait avoir à l'insu de mon plein gré
    [Beagle] Hi
    [SCO] Hey, you're supposed to be accused of terrorist acts
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Novell[SuSE]] SCO: we are not listening you anymore
    [SCO] damn, can't you shut up Beagle, we are talking to each other
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Symantec] SCO: Beagle is a worm. It's supposed to make a DDOS on you
    [SCO] oups... I forgot! yeah... I'm sure that's a terrorist act from the FSF
    [Beagle] Hi
    [IBM] LOL!
    [Novell[SuSE]] SCO: Please, stop kidding us!
    [Beagle] Hello
    [CNN] SCO just told us that Beagle is a Free Software
    [IBM] well, actually, I would say that's a SCO software
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [Beagle.B] Hello
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    * Microsoft has been dropped from #os
    * SCO has been dropped from #os
    [IBM] Enjoy the Silence!
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [Beagle] Hi
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [IBM] Hey, anyone hear me?
    [Beagle] Hello
    [Beagle.B] Hi
    [IBM] guys ?

    ...to be continued...