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Looks like Kevin and Chris and I all found our blasters at the same time... Here's the Target counterpoint to his Wal-Mart box. Quick, someone go out and get a K-Mart blaster tonight so by the end of the week everyone will be completely sick and tired of Heritage forever!

Bonus pack:
HTCP5 Alex Rodriguez
HTCP2 Clay Buchholz
HTCP9 Joba Chamberlain
HTCP3 Matt Holliday

Joba: Aw geez. Not Clay again.

Clay: HAY GUISE WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS BOX

Matt: (to Joba) Let's ditch this guy and go check out Thorzul's Juicy Honey collection.

Joba: Right. Hey Clay, look! Over there! It's a 2006 Allen & Ginter Jennie Finch card!

Clay: WOOHOO HAY JENY

(Joba and Matt ditch Clay)

Clay: LOL WHUT


SCENE 2: At Thorzul's house

Matt: Hey ladies... The shoulda been NL MVP is here, let's get this party starte- A-Rod???

Alex: Too late fellas, The actual MVP is here and the honeys are already taken.

Joba: Awww, man!

Alex: Heh heh... Too bad, suckers!

Heavily censored Juicy Honey: Actually, I'm only modeling so I can pay my tuition at University. I'm working on my PHD in Biogenetics.

Alex: Yeah baby, you know lots of big words.

Heavily censored Juicy Honey: You're an ass.


Pack 1:
151 Sammy Sosa
199 Russell Martin
410 Mark Buehrle
258 BJ Upton
68 Derek Jeter
358 Hideki Okajima
394 Ryan Spilborghs
481 Derrek Lee All-Star SP

EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to complaints, the part of "Juicy Honey" will now be played by a pack of Hamtaro cards.

Really Heavily censored Juicy Honey: Forget you, Alex. I'm going dancing with Derek.

Derek: (holds up four fingers and smiles at Alex)

Alex: Awww maaaaan.

Derek: So tell me more about recombinant DNA, baby.

Really Heavily censored Juicy Honey: Oh Derek, you're so dreamy...

(Derek and Juicy Honey exit)

Joba: Nice work, you tool.

Matt: Dork.

(Alex blames Scott Boras)

Clay: HAY GUISE I GOT A BJ

Melvin: Howdy.



(with apologies to The Dugout)