Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Best Performance?

We can't tell if the CWB writers are being humorous or not :

  • Thirteen people were shot in Chicago over the weekend, four of them fatally, marking the best performance for the same weekend since 2017, according to HeyJackass, a website that tracks Chicago violence using official and open-source data.

So does "best performance" mean lowest number of shootings?

Or do they mean the kill percentages are getting better along with the aim of the ne'er-do-wells? Because a 30% success rate is almost unheard of these days.

It's a bit of unintentional dark humor - and we appreciate it.

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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. I know many can’t stand to hear it but shootings and homicides are way down..

11/11/2025 12:04:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down guys

11/11/2025 01:56:00 AM
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

According to the follow-up story at CWB Chicago violent crime has hit an 8-year low. That's undeniably true of homicides and aggravated batteries. Of course some crimes like carjacking and robbery have been reclassified, many victims don't bother to make a report now and there isn't a Shot-Spotter to record the incredible amount of shots fired here in this city. It's like applauding a grown adult for not soiling and throwing-up on themselves in 8 years. (Yeah...I got stories.)

11/11/2025 04:21:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love a good laugh 🤣

11/11/2025 04:38:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, that's a few less welfare checks going out next month

11/11/2025 06:19:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forecast of almost 70 degrees on Saturday. Indian summer means the Indians will be putting on the war paint and taking many scalps.

11/11/2025 06:47:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. When ICE is in town rounding up illegals crime goes down. When ICE leaves crime goes back up!

11/11/2025 06:56:00 AM
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

I think they are being serious.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

11/11/2025 06:59:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The corrupt demoncrats will never admit it, the way it is down if it is, is due to President trump sending in the 3 letter federal agencies! If,when the destroy America crew gets back in expect total mad max style chaos! Thank you for some small solace with peace here for a short time!

11/11/2025 07:30:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down? Except, perhaps for the 45,000 stolen cars! Crime is down my ass!

11/11/2025 08:16:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In New York they’re gonna spend over 1ドル billion for social workers to respond to calls. Brandon is going to take notice. This is gonna be an interesting experiment. How many will be murdered or at least put in the hospital and paralyzed responding to these calls
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mamdanis-top-incoming-aide-chief-architect-radical-proposal-overhauling-nypd

11/11/2025 08:19:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

right, the usual decrease in the increase...

11/11/2025 09:21:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well?! We're waiting!

11/11/2025 09:22:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A .333 home run batting average has taken many an mlb player to the world series.

11/11/2025 11:29:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Credit the tourniquet training. Give police a raise.

11/11/2025 03:19:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just Wait till ICE leaves town. Check the stats in a couple of weeks. Ill bet even with the cold weather the shootings go up.

11/11/2025 04:03:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kind of sounds like we have a new president who is actually enforcing the law and locking up criminals and scaring more off the streets. Unlike the Dems who need the criminal and illegal vote to win. I'm sure the Dems will take credit for the "decrease". Typical Dems, take credit for things you don't do and blame others for things you do.

11/11/2025 04:07:00 PM
Blogger Anonymous said...

"Throw me a sandwich, will ya?"



- JB

11/11/2025 08:01:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe CWB can consider keeping a daily side bar tally of ratio of shootings to home run fatalities.

11/11/2025 11:25:00 PM
Blogger Old Joe said...

Tell that to the family of those Little Village jewelers. So sad two merchants killed by POS who should have been in jail.

11/12/2025 07:15:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

overdose deaths, nothing to see. It's a victimless crime to politicians.

11/12/2025 03:18:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya know what else is down, calls of shots fired. y u ask, because of racist shot spotter has been removed as a tool from law enforcement

11/12/2025 03:19:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

brain dead mayor conehead states there are 21% less calls for service in little village because citizens are afraid to call police and get arrested by ICE.
no dummie it's because the bad guys aren't on the street committing crime because of ICE and citizens do not have to call police.
ICE was chased away early and it resulted in two law abiding businessmen to be murdered by an illegal immigrant. good thing the local politicians and good suburban citizens packed up whistles to warn this bad guy.

11/12/2025 03:24:00 PM

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