Essay #26 for Kalvos & Damian's New Music Bazaar

Bon radio. From the fashionable east wing of the WGDR-FM radiophonic studios, it's time for the Goddard College sports round-up. Today's show looks at the school's football, basketball, and subsonic soccer teams -- how are they doing?, what are the prospects for a winning season?, what do the team jerseys look like? We'll deal with those prickly questions in a moment, but first I believe it's instructive to note that, for as long as anyone can remember, the school hasn't had a football, basketball or subsonic soccer team. And that's Goddard College sports round-up for today!

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We are pleased to have no composer-o-the-week on today's episode, #26, as recent invited guests have relentlessly scarfed down all the tasty radiophonic comestibles which normally grace our broadcast eat-in studio, leaving nothing for post-program preprandial Kalvos & Damian appetites to curb, all part of the sacrifices which we must make in order to have our musicological messages heard, today's message being, le flambeau oriange et sur la tete! This portion of Kalvos & Damian's New Music Sesquihour Expansive is brought to you by other portions of future shows which will have been excised from the pluperfect archives to better render past episodes even more listenable than they arguably have a right to be, or were, or will have been, given the circumstances, of which there are, or would have been, or would like to have been, as it were, in and of themselves, unless.

And now, with an insatiable musical curiosity satisfied only by an uncountable number of gustatory treats which, today, are sadly missing from arm's reach, I give you the hunger that is primarily his to do with what he will, which is not to be other than today's Kalvos.