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You have two cows: E-moo-tions
This article is part of the You have two cows series.
- Happiness
- I have two cows! *ish happy*
- Happiness (2)
- I am two cows! ^__^ ^__^
- Happiness (3)
- MOO-HOO!
- Sadness
- I don't have two cows. *cries*
- Sadness
- MOO-HOO-HOO-HOO... *snif*
- Confusion
- What? How many cows?
- Confusion (2)
- Moo?
- Contradiction
- I have two cows. I don't have two cows. What the heck.
- Apathy
- Are those your two cows? Whatever.
- Apathy (2)
- Don't have a cow, man!
- Depression
- Oh god, I can't cope with these two cows anymore...
- Denial
- What? I don't have two cows.
- Dental
- Denthoal? Cowsth hathe tooths!
- Discomfort
- I have two cows.......... coming out of my ass...
- Disinterest
- You have two cows. Get over it.
- Ecstasy
- Oh wow, yeah! You have two cows! Hehehehehe you shout as you roll around in the meadow.
- Love
- Ah, to be gifted with two beautiful cows like rays of eternal sunshine. Life feels so good.
- Shock
- OMFG TWO COWS. =OOOOO
- Awe
- My god... two... cows...
- Fear
- Oh my god! Two cows! Oh my god oh my god.
- Mass hysteria
- OH MY GOD, THAT'S TWO COWS!!! FUCK, THEY'RE GOING TO TRAMPLE US ALL TO DEATH! HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!!!! RUUUUUNNN LIKE HELL!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
- Surprise
- Eeek! Two cows! Yours? Shit!
- Embarrassment
- What? Two cows? No, they must be strays.
- Drugged
- Two cows? Whoah, they're all, like, orange, man! Now they're green!
- Guilt
- It's my fault about those two cows.
- Indifference
- You have two cows. So?.
- Curiosity
- So how did you get those two cows?
- Disgust
- Ugh! Two cows? Grrrooooooossssss!
- Distrust
- Have you been sleeping with my two cows?
- Acceptance
- Alright. I'll take the two cows if I have to.
- Envy
- Are your two cows better than my two cows? I want your two cows.
- Pessimism
- So what if I have two cows - I don't drink milk anyway...
- Pride
- I have two cows. Ha! Better than yours...
- Schadenfreude
- Hehehe... his two cows died... sucks to be him! Hehehe...
- Singing MOOd
- "I have two cows, the left and the right/Hold them upright, so clean and bright..."
- Surprised
- Holy two cows!
- Super Hero MOOd
- SUP-PER-COOOOOW!
- Ninja Turtle-esque Mania
- Twocowsabunga!
- Spoiled Child
- Two cows? I want three cows!!
- Spoiled Child (2)
- I want those three cows and I want them NOW!!!
- Random
- You have two cows... ... ... ... ... PARSNIPS
- Your mother (just in general...)
- Where did these two cows come from?! Get a real job!!
- Paranoia
- Can't sleep. Two cows will eat me.
- Doubt
- Do you have two cows? I dunno, maybe...
- Hope
- You'll have two cows REALLY soon, I bet.
- Loneliness
- You have two cows. I had two cows. And they left me. Just like my wife did. And my son and daughter and mother and father...
- Rage
- You have two cows? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!
- Sarcasm
- You have two cows? WOW! That's so cool...
- Jealousy
- My two cows like you better than I do. You should die.
- Innocence
- Is that a cow?
- Eustace Bagge-scorns-Courage the Cowardly Dog MOOd
- STUPID COW! You made me look bad!
- Amazement
- You have two cows. They make the best milk in the world, and you are extremely happy and surprised about it (at the same time).
- Horny
- You have two cows. They have sudden urges and whatnot, and do whatever they want (and whatnot).
- Robin's Ecstatic MOO
- Holy two cows, Batman! They pooed on our Bat-Tractor!
Seven Deadly Cows
- Anger
- You have two cows and they are still not house-trained, godammit.
- Anger (2)
- I am going to kill your two cows...with a gun.
- Greed
- You have 1,000,000 cows
- Greed (2)
- You have 2 BILLION cows!
- Pride
- My two cows are better than yours
- Pride (2)
- I have more cows than you do! Mooo...
- Pride (3)
- I...AM...COW!!!! And you're Chicken!
- Sloth
- You have two cows, but get someone else to milk them.
- Sloth (2)
- You have... whatever. Who's counting anyway.
- Envy
- You want your neighbor's cows.
- Lust
- You really want your neighbor's cows.
- Gluttony
- You had two cows and their milk. Burp.
- Wrath
- You have two cows. They don't make milk, so you kill them. You're not satisfied, so you start killing all the cows.
Uncyclopedia presents: the You have two cows anthology!
1. Analysis
2. Anime
3. Bovine Quotes
4. Cowmedy
5. Emootions
6. Endings
7. Famous Cows
8. Groups
9. This cow does not exist
10. In the Moos
11. Language of Cows
12. Literature
13. Moosical Moovements
14. Moovies
15. Non-Video Games
16. People
17. Politicowl Junk
18. Programming Languages
19. Religion
20. Software 'n Such
21. Sound of Moo-sic
22. Television
23. Travel
24. Video Games
24.2. Video Games Volume 2
24.3. Video Games Volume 3
25. World and Web of Cows
26. You Have n Cows
27. Science
28. Moodicine
29. Game Consoles
30. Game Genres
31. Capitalism
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~ Philip Glass on You have two cows