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You have two cows: In the Moos
This article is part of the You have two cows series.
- The Sun
- PHEW, WHAT A PAIR OF COWS!
- The Sun (2)
- FREDDIE STARR ATE MY TWO COWS
- The Sun (3)
- Get your free scratchcard to win two cows in today's Sun!
- The Sun (4)
- Nostradamus predicts that two cows fall from Saturn!
- The Courier Mail
- Your two cows were stolen by New South Welshmen!
- The Daily Mirror
- DISGUSTING ABUSE OF TWO COWS: IMMIGRANTS RUN WILD
- The Daily Star
- TWO COWS IN A BED ROMP SHOCKER
- The Daily Mail
- Two Cows Have Crippling Effect On House Prices
- The Daily Mail (2)
- Illegal Immigrants Smuggled Into Country By Two Romanian Cows
- The Daily Mail (3)
- You have two cows, but the bloody EU wants to bring in legislation to replace the traditional British cow with something more European.
- The Mail on Sunday
- Two Cows Give You Cancer
- The Onion
- You joke that you elected two cows into congress. China believes you.
- The Daily Express
- WERE TWO COWS BEHIND DIANA MURDER PLOT?
- The Daily Sport
- Elvis Presley spotted with two cows.
- The Guardian
- You have too cows.
- The Rolling Stones
- Hey! You! Get off of my cows!
- Hoy
- ¡TU TIENES DOS VACAS!
- The Grauniad
- Tow Cws Voet Lbieral Democrate
- Wall Street Journal
- Two Cows Bubble Bursts! Markets Crash!
- Weekly World News
- Two-headed cow weds space alien!!!
- Bat Boy has two cows!
- The New Yorker
- Our two cows are more sophisticated than your two cows, philistine.
- The Enquirer
- BOVINE COUPLE HAS ALIEN BABY!!!
- The West Australian
- Two Cows found in illegal fishing boat, threat to local industry
- Hello!
- TWO COWS EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PICS
- OK!
- EXCLUSIVE PICS OF TWO COWS WEDDING
- Heat
- TWO COWS TO SPLIT???
- Heat 2
- Harvey wants to eat my two cows!
- Private Eye
- You have two c-(cont'd pg. 94)
- Playboy
- Holy Cow! She's got some pair there!
- Playboy (2)
- You have two cows. They never look convinced when they are touching each other and look into the camera too damn much.
- 7 päivää
- SALARAKKAAN LEHMÄT KOHUKUVISSA!!!
- Times
- Top 100 most powerful cows
- New York Times
- People have two fewer cows than 13 years ago
- New York Post
- MAYOR BLOOMBERG'S TWO COWS IN SCANDAL!
- Houston Chronicle
- Kinky Friedman gains support from two cows
- BBC News
- Officials are investigating allegations that some members of the Bovine Nationalist Party may have two cows instead of the one claimed in their 1381 election manifesto.
- The Straits Times
Growth rate of 2 cows scheduled to rise to 7 percent.
- BBC News
- ...killed three people before turning the two cows on himself.
- Bild
- DEUTSCHLAND GEWINNT: WIR HABEN DIE 2 BESTEN KÜHE!
- Bild 2
- WIR SIND 2 KÜHE!
- Toronto Star
- TWO COWS SEEK LEGAL MARRIAGE; EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL?
- CBC News
- SAME-COW COUPLE PETITIONS FOR RECOGITION
- Sydney Morning Herald
- Howard has reacted to the latest round of suicide milkings by announcing new anti-bovine legislation. Public told to be "alert, not alarmed", and report suspicious cows to the anti-bovine hotline.
- The Washington Post
- Vice President Shoots Two Cows
- Pravda
- Two Bourgeois Trotsky-Fascist Cows Confess to Imperialist Counterrevolutionary Plot
- Canwest Global News
- Are Canadians happy with just two cows? An indepth look at one man's journey to get them three. Stephen Harper - A Man Who Wants Cows. 9/8 central on GLOBAL.
- FOX News
- Although two more of our cows were blown up today, our Iraq milking mission is still an unqualified success, contrary to the treasonous objections of cow-hating liberals. All hail Farmer Bush!
- FOX News-2
- Thanks to the Democrats and Billary Clinton, nobody can have THREE cows.
- Maariv
- We won those two cows fair and square in 1967. Why should we have to give them back?
- Haaretz
- We have two cows. The Palestinians have none. Giving them one of ours is the only way to preserve our farm's democratic character.
- Wigan Evening Post
- Two Wigan Warriors Cows fart
- Sports Illustrated
- The potent rushing attack of two cows each score a rushing touchdown in Pittsburgh's 21-20 win over the Cowboys. Also, Brett Favre exists.
- People
- Sex Tips: Pleasing your two cows
- The West Australian
- Win two cows, just collect six tokens inside.
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1. Analysis
2. Anime
3. Bovine Quotes
4. Cowmedy
5. Emootions
6. Endings
7. Famous Cows
8. Groups
9. This cow does not exist
10. In the Moos
11. Language of Cows
12. Literature
13. Moosical Moovements
14. Moovies
15. Non-Video Games
16. People
17. Politicowl Junk
18. Programming Languages
19. Religion
20. Software 'n Such
21. Sound of Moo-sic
22. Television
23. Travel
24. Video Games
24.2. Video Games Volume 2
24.3. Video Games Volume 3
25. World and Web of Cows
26. You Have n Cows
27. Science
28. Moodicine
29. Game Consoles
30. Game Genres
31. Capitalism
"Can't sleep, two cows will eat me."
~ Bart Simpson on You have two cows