User:Zowayix

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"Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)"

~ Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix

"Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)"

~ Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix

"Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)"

~ Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix

"Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)"

~ Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix

"Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)"

~ Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix

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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp .
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