User:Pez17

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Introduction[edit | edit source ]

Pez17 was developed by the Intel corporation in the late 1980s as a part of an experiment to see how long it would take for various organisms to start editing wiki pages. The experiment is now complete, and Pez17 is free to play chess, talk to strange people and do lots and lots of fun maths homework, just like any other normal teenager.

Articles Pez17 Has Cleaned Up[edit | edit source ]

Michael Stipe

Jerry Springer

USB ports

Spirituality

Nuclear Power

Make $$$ fast

By popular demand, Backslash

And, before it was butchered by That Guy, Fish & chips

He also wrote "HowTo:Convince people you're a nutcase"

There are probably others that I have changed here or there, but you know, do I care? Sort of.

Things You Should Know[edit | edit source ]

Pez17 is from South Australia, a division of Australia inc.

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