Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?

Score: 11 Pieces of furniture dropped on parents.

1. Self Nom and For, Ok well I got it peed and have taken the advice I think is relevant to what I wanted to do with the article. Personally I think this is one of my best pieces. Feel free to disagree. SK Sir Orian57 Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:02 3 August 2008
2. Absolutely f♥r. Nice work, Orian. Your recent triumvirate of hilarity has been most impressive and, in this voter's opinion, sets you up for a possible WotM in the very near future. Keep it up. sir Ignignokt.gif sysrq  @ 22:24 Aug 3
3. For. A good read. I'm not too fond of the anecdotal articles much, but this one seems to be an exception. Nice work. DeadlyKittens SPEAK! 00:17, August 4 2008
4. For Very good article, similar in style to Insomnia. Mr. Orian here has a very distinctive style. - [08:53 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
5. For, I'm looking AT you. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Symbol for vote.svg For. User-Gladstone-icon.gif Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb.png Yorks Rose.jpg 11:39, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
7. For and echoing SysRq in terms of the improvement of funny - this is a darkly humourous, sinister, gothic piece in the way that can only be achieved by watching the Care Bears Movie on bad acid. - Guybles _CUN 12:59, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

   Nope, High School Musical, whilst sober. SK Sir Orian57 Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:11 4 August 2008

8. For Thought it was a more funny story than i've seen on this site up till now. 5 days now.-- Altair-the Eagle Icons-flag-in.png DeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006.jpg (talk to me) 22:04, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
9. It took me a long tome to make up my mind about this, but for. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
10. For -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:21, 5 Aug
11. For While I agree with a few of the comments (the end could use some tweaks) it's still a good story. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:35, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
12. For -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:40, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
13. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Auk 06:59, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
14. For I lik. YouFang 18:27, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
15. FOR I lik Mudkipz. Baseball16 Homebase! 18:32, 6 August 2008
16. For. Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN ) 20:45, Aug. 9, 2008
17. For. Funny and well written. Trrri333 17:19, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
18. Weak for. There's some bits that aren't quite there, but there's enough that is. Just. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OMETM] (talk) , 20/08 16:47
19. Symbol for vote.svg Fnord! It's pretty good. But it's been a month, why is it still up for highlight? Sire M e t h a m p h e t a m i n e SMOKE METH! 16:23, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
20. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)   14:21, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
21. Let's set the record straight. 84.194.239.240 15:18, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

1. The pee reviewer's comments were on the money. This starts to fall apart as it goes on. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:09, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Symbol declined.svg Against. - very messy throughout, The concept could be made funnier, i.e. A thirty year old Satr Wars fand who lives a home etc.--Sycamore ( Talk ) 08:36, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

   (削除) Meh, Star Wars fans and stuff like that has all been done before. If he'd gone for that people would have been like "this is so unoriginal". - [08:53 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie (削除ここまで)

   Jeese, that's embarrassing...I didn't notice Orian's comment. - [08:54 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

   Comment, Starwars fans that live at home? That would be a tierd concept not funny. SK Sir Orian57 Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 08:37 4 August 2008

3. Against I'm just not feeling it. --Mega Pleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:15, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against Not mainpage quality --Moneke 11:59, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Against -- Sorry man, I can see you've improved the grammar since my review, but the overall concept still isn't doing it for me. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT
6. too angry --77.74.198.125 14:09, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
7. Against Sorry. --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80 ^☭ 18:30, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
8. AS per SoSo. ~ Readmesoon
9. Against This should be featured once what has been said below and above has been acted upon. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:56, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
10. i don't like it --Linosaur 13:44, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

• (削除) Abst (削除ここまで) Very well written, was it funny? I am not sure, it made me want to punch the guy more than laugh. Still I can see why others would find it funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:34, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

• Rory says: Homophobe!!! And he asked me to give you this 12" spike. /hands DJ the spike SK Sir Orian57 Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:03 4 August 2008

I says: Gay people are fine, it was the character that was an asshole. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, because he was gay. SK Sir Orian57 Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:14 4 August 2008

(削除) Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I don't think it's as front page as Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. But it was moderately funny.[Meh. 17:25, 4 August 2008 (UTC)]This is Leonard Bernstein's (削除ここまで) DJ Jasper's signature. Profile Talk ASA Death Row: Latest New account says "Fnord!" Sire M e t h a m p h e t a m i n e SMOKE METH! 16:23, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

• Abstain. There were bits that made me laugh, but they got fewer as it went on. And it felt a little in need of a polish here and there. Pretty good, but I don't think it's there yet, myself. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:10, Aug 5
• OMGS! This story was about gay! haha. Got some laughs, but I thought some of the jokes fell a little flat, and I agree with So So, started out great, but fell off some after that. Abstern The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
• abstain. a bit too angry for my taste. Sir Gerrycheevers Gun Talk 20:32, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
• Abst. Per UU. -RA HB 00:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)