Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Get a Life

Score: 4 users for whom this obviously does not apply at all...

1. Nom+4 Course this does not apply to me at all... I like this style of writing, and it's funny so... Mr N MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:23, Jul 28
2. for. it's the funny. Sir Gerrycheevers Gun Talk 16:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Though I'm not entirely convinced it's ready yet! User-Gladstone-icon.gif Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb.png Yorks Rose.jpg 17:08, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
4. Symbol for vote.svg For., Me not voting for this would be like someone not voting their child for cutest baby contest (despite the fact the kid got sent to a foster home for 10 years)--Auk 16:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
5. For While the article itself is pretty damn cliche, several individual lines throughout it managed to sway me to vote for. If it ever gets boring, it picks itself up with a nice one-liner. -RA HB 11:05, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
6. Symbol for vote.svg For. it passes the giggle-test.--<< Bradmonogram.png >> 12:25, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
7. Phore Not bad if I say so myself. ~ Mgr. R ead M e S oon !? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Yup SK Sir Orian57 Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:42 31 July 2008
9. Approved. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:15, Aug 6

1. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore ( Talk ) 14:41, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
2. Was close to abstaining, but the weak use of images put me over the edge. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 02:34, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
3. Against --Mega Pleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:34, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Against, and not because this page...("Mom! Hang up the phone! Hang up! I don't care! I'm on the internet! Hang up the phone, mom!")...isn't really about me at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:32, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
5. What? Nothing special here. sir Err.gif sysrq  @ 17:35 Aug 6

Finally somebody has stolen an idea off of me!! Yay! As to the voting thing, that we're meant to be doing here...well, I'll abstain - at least until I've read it. - [19:28 28 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Although, I think the stealing was actually more like coincidence. Damn. - [19:29 28 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

• Abstain for now. Serviceable article, sure, but it doesn't seem to have a lot of kick. Actually, most of it just reads like good advice. Tinymasaru.gif pillow talk 19:40, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  • It's Deadpan. Mr N MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:08, Jul 30
• Abst Had some moments but the "stop being a nerd" thing has been done more than an infinite number of times. This just sounded like, as above, good advice from someone putting in a bit of humour. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:29, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
  • And thanks to DJ's use of infinity the universe has just imploded... - [11:47 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
• Abstain. Some good lines, and well executed and stuff, but skates too close to HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd for me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:15, Jul 30
• Words go here Well written and such, but it just didn't make me laugh. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:41, 6 Aug