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- UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
- UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln walking amongst us; won't go home
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes
- UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation
- UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident
- UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target
- UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
- UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship
- UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed
- UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda
- UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur
- UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween
- UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave
- UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon
- UnNews:Area 51 opened to public
- UnNews:Army launches new recruiting ad campaign
- UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them
- UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!"
- UnNews:Ayman al-Zawahiri loses a "Connect 4" matchup against Joe Biden
B
- UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail
- UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses
- UnNews:Barack Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot in effort to balance budget, avoid tax increases
- UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé
- UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects
- UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend
- UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife
- UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate
- UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
- UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain
- UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl
- UnNews:Britain is on Fire
- UnNews:British Tour de France win, in spite of team's last-minute hitch
- UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high
- UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces
- UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision
- UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen
C
- UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny
- UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns
- UnNews:Cancer is racist
- UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer
- UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular
- UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus
- UnNews:Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up
- UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment
- UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war
- UnNews:Chevy Chase, Maryland, to change name to Bill Murray
- UnNews:Chia bas the 14th letter of the Eglish alphabet
- UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable
- UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans
- UnNews:Christian Radio's "Carmageddon" prediction fails to materialize
- UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years
- UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced
- UnNews:City Council Might Not Care
- UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin
- UnNews:Coca-Cola recycles its beverage "base"
- UnNews:Corrections
- UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece
- UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance
D
- UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins
- UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada
- UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis
- UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order
- UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023
- UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama
- UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism
- UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss
- UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon
E
- UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet
- UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter
- UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates
- UnNews:English church faces persecution for tequila
- UnNews:European Union turns Donald Trump into a walrus
F
- UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped
- UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me
- UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack
- UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters
- UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away
- UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall
- UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life
- UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist'
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD
- UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site
- UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church
- UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize
- UnNews:French philosopher cites fictional characters in new book, is considered laughingstock
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- UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange
- UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide
- UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London
- UnNews:Genocide in Darfur Ends
- UnNews:Gerry-meandering Mississippi River declared unconstitutional by Supreme Court
- UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females
- UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall
- UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy
H
- UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!
- UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
- UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board
- UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter
- UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
- UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level
- UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs
- UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage
- UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations
I
- UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen
- UnNews:I have taken hostages
- UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds
- UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt
- UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now
- UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro
- UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong
- UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country
J
- UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead
- UnNews:January 6, 2021
- UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition
- UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit
- UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!"
- UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears
- UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11
- UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress
- UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich
L
- UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed
- UnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussion
- UnNews:Local author gives up on dream
- UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game
- UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year
- UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman
- UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords
- UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer
- UnNews:Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO
- UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men
- UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes
- UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains
M
- UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode
- UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain
- UnNews:Man forgets 9-11
- UnNews:Man makes headlines
- UnNews:Man sues God; is smited
- UnNews:Man wakes up
- UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time
- UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
- UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off
- UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late
- UnNews:Maria speaks to us
- UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses
- UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered
- UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda
- UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy
- UnNews:Meet the voice behind Omnitrans
- UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking
- UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett
- UnNews:Michigan man accumulates 29 degrees--and still can't land a job!
- UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper
- UnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horses
- UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle
- UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed
- UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy
- UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
- UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice
- UnNews:My balls itch
- UnNews:My damn TV won't work
- UnNews:My son makes the play of the game
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- UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"
- UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17
- UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88
- UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones
- UnNews:New 9/11 video inspires advertisers
- UnNews:New Florida bill would abolish all pronouns
- UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released
- UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others
- UnNews:Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY
- UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth
- UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname
- UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released
- UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE
- UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday
- UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation
- UnNews:Numbers at all time low