User talk:Weasel3689
Welcome![edit source ]
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! ~ T. (talk) 04:02, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Voting for Hammer[edit source ]
Thanks! --Jordanus 07:07, 1 October 2006 (UTC) --Weasel3689 22:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Asplode!![edit source ]
Thank you![edit source ]
--El Zoof 01:18, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source ]
meh[edit source ]
UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.
Remember:
The Power Is Yours! 449px-Crying boy.jpg
- I especially liked the "Feature it already" bit. Thanks a whole lot. --AtomDsig.png 20:50, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Another Thanks![edit source ]
Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.
Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:08, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
youre gay[edit source ]
you are gay
F@H[edit source ]
In Soviet Russia, Spacer.gif Spacer.gif PremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png thanks YOU!!
And have a point keepin' userbox as well. Spacer.gif Spacer.gif PremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:07, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the Support![edit source ]
Thanks for your support in featuring HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship. It's much appreciated! :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:09, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Sig[edit source ]
Having trouble with your sig? Put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Weasel3689/sig}} into the "nickname box on preferences. Then x the "Raw signatures" box. Then ~~~~ will produce Squeak! Weasel 3689 PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! with time stamp. —Braydie 15:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Sig II: The Sig'ening[edit source ]
I fixed your sig (I hope). When in doubt, just see how others have done it. Learning by mimicry, if you will. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:42, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.[edit source ]
For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gif GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
I voted[edit source ]
Just wanted you to know... --Someguy 44 21:04, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Weasel, my talk page[edit source ]
You know that brinted in large text, at the top of my talk page, there are my talk page rules. And one of them is "No giving me Template:Finger". Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
thx[edit source ]
you voted for UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED. good decision
Leatherboundbooks Talk Contributions 23:05, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
You Are Welcome[edit source ]
For giving me thanks for voting on Lord of the Flies. Very enjoyable article. The thanks, however, do not deserve a full cookie, but half should be sufficient.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source ]
Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.
Thanks for voting on my article, didn't do as well as last time but maybe i'll try again in a few weeks.--Uncle J 23:09, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source ]
Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill
You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence
(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).
Much appreciated!! :) --THINKER 04:35, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one[edit source ]
/me indulges...
You don't need pants for the victory dance
'cause Baboon is better than Weasel
I. R. Baboon big star of cartoon--
"I am Weasel. I am Weasel. I AM WEASEL!!"
Yeah. So. Thanks for the vote!--Shandon 05:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote[edit source ]
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.
thanks for votin'[edit source ]
User:THE...
...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.
--THE 12:04, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Would you vote?[edit source ]
Exercise your right if Buster Keaton were still alive today he'd want you to vote in the VFH section on his article that's about himself Buster Keaton! Please vote it's gotten very postivie reviews and votes from well respected writers but is gridlocked right now replinish it's health get others to vote on it as well, of course it's upt o you if your vote is positive or not but I hope that it is!--Dr. Fenwick 23:11, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source ]
Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:59, Oct 12
hey[edit source ]
(That is, "Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen and demands that you pay him, since he finds it most difficult conceiving of an honest man who refused to pay for a service rendered, especially when he, his pregnant wife, and his six children are starving in the slums abordering the River Thames.")
k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:16, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source ]
Thank you for voting. Oh,
and you might want to drink that oil fast, before the United States government declares war on you.
Much appreciated. --THE 12:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Gracias, mi voting amigo![edit source ]
Thanks for the vote!
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:43, Oct 17
THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111[edit source ]
Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:17, Oct 19
User:EugeneKay/Thanks/Circular saw against
STOP RIGHT THERE[edit source ]
Woot! You win! -- Le Cejak • <-> 03:07, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source ]
To reward our customers' loyalty when voting for Sweatshop at the vfh awards, Sweatshop ltd. would like to give you this 5ドル voucher for the store. We hope you put this gift to good use.
Voucher expires 21st October 2007
-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 13:10, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Cardinals and Tigers[edit source ]
Thanks for noming my article next time though, leave a message on my talk page so I can know about it, thanks --Uncle J 00:57, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.
Thank you[edit source ]
--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:25, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
Classy [edit source ]
Here's a handy user template! -- Le Cejak • <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer [edit source ]
Have a weird little user template! -- Le Cejak • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH![edit source ]
"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing."
Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!
Thanks for the vote! :) --THE 20:02, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
Ta![edit source ]
Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!
You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User ( Hi , How Are You? ) VFH KUN 23:21, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign[edit source ]
Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:17, 16 January 2008 (UTC)