User talk:RandomDie

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Welcome![edit source ]

Hello, RandomDie, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump Forum, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Welcome to UnNews[edit source ]

Welcome to UnNews, RandomDie, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide .

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 05:13, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey[edit source ]

Just thought I should drop in and tell you that I LOVED UnNews:Ick, broccoli for dinner, AGAIN!. Loved it so much that I went through it, fixed a few things, and put it in Pee Review. Congrats on creating something so epic. --Andorin Kato 05:57, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Cheers![edit source ]

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User ( Hi , How Are You? ) VFH KUN 23:38, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank, uhm....*hic*...th-thank you![edit source ]

Thanks for the vote! --THE 00:49, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source ]

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Joyous victory for political correctness![edit source ]

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:29, Dec 23

Enjoy![edit source ]

GTFO![edit source ]

Thanks for the Vote[edit source ]

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? Icons-flag-us.png 15:06, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your indulgence[edit source ]