User:Robertodole

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I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!

Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!

Facts About Me [edit | edit source ]

  • I exist
  • If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
  • Your mom is my hoe
  • You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
  • I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
  • I win. End of story

Pages I Like[edit | edit source ]

(There are probably more I can't think of)

Userboxes[edit | edit source ]

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This userer is kool becasue of their shmarts. They comepleted Polystyrene Man's usrepage challenge on Uncyclopedia. thefiore I's is is gtheereofeore M'kool beudcause tehy got gjthot is it.
Hamster3.jpg WEREHAMSTER Award
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!
Rejoice, Robertodole! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.



This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.





This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Marriage is 3 rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Help!







This user is a lemming , or at least thinks so.







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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?






This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.






This user knows the answer to Life , the Universe , and Everything .




This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected 200ドル.






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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.




This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.




This user 
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

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This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!




This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.




Uncyclopedia-paint.png This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.






This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
[  white   red  ] {\displaystyle \left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]} {\displaystyle \left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]} This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
PIELAND
This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)
PIELAND





This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
This user is too pirate for your battleship.




The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.




This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.





This user is a zombie. BARHAH!







AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!




HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.









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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!
simp




This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!





.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN






usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!



USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11



This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!





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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.









This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy .




This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.





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subliminal!
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Pasta be upon this user.








This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.




This user is a complete, irredeemable sockpuppet. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and rebel at a fork.






This user will give you a seizure.





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This user prefers to be anonymous . That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a geek .






This user is elite.












n00b
This user is a n00b.
n00b







This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH




This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.








NO
This user doesn't care.
NO




This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.





hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
hey!



Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg






I am an assassin , and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!





This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.










ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP





This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.




This user has joined The Grue Army 
to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!










This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die .









This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected 200ドル.
This user is a overwrought forbidden needle that likes to zap while grisly egregious suns fart his adverb.







This user is the random vast spoon that insulted their ankle inside of your hot dogs so you must uncaringly fumble them with an apple.






This user can see what you don't!




Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Sense




This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 7+2i.






This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.





See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.





No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?





Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.





What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.





Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.









やらないか
この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。......君はその......したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか
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This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers .
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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers .
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