Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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For voters: DO...
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  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
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For Administrators: DO...
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  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.




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UnNews:CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 220 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Speedy keep MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:23, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Also speedy keep Alula.gif Alula.gif 17:47, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Only people who have gotten brain-rotted would want this deleted, because they wouldn't understand the joke (unless the joke is "gen z/alpha/whatever is stupid", I have no idea what it is), or take the implied insult too personally. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:51, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it's pretty obvious that the tone in the article is satirical and in no way meant to be low effort. plus, Uncyclopedia is filled with mid-late 2000's memes and 1337-speak, so adding a bit of modern memes to make it more up-to-date isn't that bad of an idea... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:54, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. still better than boykisser... Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:44, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Sure. This emphasis on brain-rot isn't funny and frankly is an insult to Uncyclopedia. Let's get back to making real, original, jokes, not low effort horsefuckery. MuzzCheese (talk) 16:44, 22 January 2025 (UTC)– Preceding unsigned comment added by MuzzCheese (talk β€’ contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Maybe I'm brain rotted, but for a different reason. It may be ironic, but it's still painful to look at... Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 17:51, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Terminate. Too Gen-Alpha too be funny. Could be revised but see little potentialTerminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:45, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@MuzzCheese: you should put a comment on the "delete" section... or at least your signature. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:56, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

@MuzzCheese: you forgot to sign... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:15, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Just because muh brainrot article is full of new memes doesn't mean it is 'ironic' because it 'mocks' (whatever dat means) gen-alpha memes.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:54, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
@ColonelKurtz: Yeah, not all brain rot articles are ironic, but this article probably is; Orangutang94 generally doesn't write like that. The article is still crap though; in my opinion ironic brain rot is just as unfunny as unironic brain rot, if not even less funny, because at least with unironic brain rot you get to laugh at the creator for thinking that this stuff is actually funny. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:31, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Yeah, the joke of this article is just that, "gen z/alpha/whatever is stupid". Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:36, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: But it is stupid! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:25, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: yeah, it is. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:27, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
If only they could make a time machine to go back in time, so we could prevent the toilet thing (I know the name, I don't want to jeopardize myself by saying the actual name) from ever getting released (Idk, cut the internet of the guy who tries to post it, or better yet, intercept the transmission and dissolve it into nothingness!) L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:42, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: just because people here speak 1337 doesn't mean that brainrot is somehow funny. Its comparing an apple to a shitty horror flick from the 1950s.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:47, 28 January 2025 (UTC)

Brent Cross

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 50 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. looks kinda unfinished and I had a hard time understanding it. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:07, 29 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. thus article is an insult to humanity. Terminate with extreme prejudice.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:17, 29 January 2025 (UTC)
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ALL redirect categories

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Redirect categories are problematic for a number of reasons. Most are empty and don't appear on Special:UnusedCategories. Secondly, they don't appear as redirects on HotCat, and are only noticeable after saving. Thirdly, if added to a page, they don't add the category they redirect to, rather, they add themselves. As such, they serve no real purpose other than aiding searches, and I don't think people are searching for categories very often. I'm 90% sure most redirect categories are left over as the result of a move, where the mover forgot to untick the "create a redirect" box. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:40, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:52, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
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