This Man

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This Man (you know, that one) is a man who thousands of people have purportedly seen in their dreams. It is said that anyone who sees This Man in their dreams will eventually die, at some point.

Have you seen this man? He borrowed twenty dollars from me last week and he hasn’t given it back.
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about This Man .

Experiences[edit | edit source ]

There have been numerous accounts of people meeting This Man in their dreams. Andrea Natella, the discoverer of This Man, has confessed that it was all a viral marketing hoax, but he’s probably just lying.

Attractiveness[edit | edit source ]

This Man has been described as being very handsome, in an ugly sort of way. He has very thick eyebrows. Maybe suspiciously thick. He must be hiding something.

Personality[edit | edit source ]

This Man’s personality varies depending on who sees him. Sometimes he is filled with wisdom and gives life advice; sometimes he’s very goofy; and sometimes he’s a huge moron. It’s unknown which of these is truly him; he could just be acting, or maybe he has multiple personality disorder.

Favorite color[edit | edit source ]

It’s amaranth.

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