Forum:Dogg
dogg --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 14:35, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
- Bro! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate! TM 14:38, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
Wassup my dogg? GrammarFegelein Icons-flag-gb.png (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I (削除) Fuck (削除ここまで) Fix up articles. 16:04, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
- I came here with all my doggs but I'm tryna leave with you and your friends. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:23, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
- [フレーム] ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken (dtf?) 19:46, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
User:Dawg
You have somehow come to the temple of...
Dawg paw name.gif
...a 34° UnMason and Lifetime Member of the Adminatti Quorum of Nine
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Dawg
Abandoned at birth, Dawg was raised by a pack of Wolves (and a chipmunk) in the dense woodlands of north-western Wyoming. It was here that he honed his hunting skills, his love of the chase, and his ferocity in the kill. His feral nature is always brimming below the surface.
Since the beginning of his time at Uncyclopedia, Dawg has been that ninja in the shadows, hidden but ready to strike. He lies dormant much of the time, but don't be deceived. He's always watching and he will find you. And when he does, you won't even know what hit you.
However, only vandals need fear his wrath. If you're kind and funny, Dawg will shower you with cookies and love. He is kind, sweet, soft, and cuddly and has never huffed kittens .
Dawg spends his spare time invading Belgium, whittling and snuffing n00bs.
Important Places
- Make this your homepage if you need to.
- Yes, this is all about you.
- If you need tips.
- FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
- Having the evil urge to create a template?
- Why your articles suck.
- Need more piss?
- The outhouse, the loo, the john, the crapper.
Quote of the Day
- Dawg
Stalk
- Deciphering the IRC
(Due to using a bouncer, I might be logged in but not there.)
- dawguncyc - Usually somewhat available.
- dawg|away - Not there, will be back eventually.
- dawg|meatspace - Stuck in meatspace.
- dawg|sleep - Incapacitated due to biological requirements.
- dawg|mobile - Logged in from my mobile.
- Location
- Pacific Time (UTC-8)
- Cycle
(削除) Natural homosapien day/night cycle - 17 hours awake, 8 asleep. (削除ここまで)I had to get a real job.- Pics
- This is what I look like most of the time, and this is what I look like when I catch you stalking me. Any questions?
Did you know...
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
- ...that Dawg is American?
- ...that he is an administrator and might beat you?
- ...with a stick?
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