Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

Meganew

• For as I have been gone for so long. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss (削除) Uncyclopedian (削除ここまで) Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:49, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

Sannse

• For since she has officially defected to Wikia (削除) and we can't actually ban her (削除ここまで). --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss (削除) Uncyclopedian (削除ここまで) Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:49, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

HELPME

• Self nom and for because I've been nominated three times in a row, and I'll be damned if I let some silly "inactiveness" get in the way of my streak. --HM (T) 10:37, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Methamphetamine!

• Self-Destructive and Counter-Productive Not enough people have been nominating themselves recently. I'm doing the whole wiki a favor. Also I haven't contributed anything significant in the past 5 years. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012年08月4日 19:49 UTC)

Aimsplode

• Nom + For ~ Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:27, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 23:29, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of a banned user

• (削除) Nomination and Symbol for vote.svg For. obvious vandal account and ban evader Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:18, March 31, 2012 (UTC) (削除ここまで)
• (削除) I'm this user and I think my account should get a ban 85.210.191.202 18:22, March 31, 2012 (UTC) (削除ここまで)
• (削除) Looks like this that user has already been banned Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC) (削除ここまで)

Aleister in Chains

• Having me trying to guess what the hell the pic on his userpage is with promise to tell what it is after the guess, then not telling and asking me to guess again. Talk Mattsnow 14:48, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

  No more than 2 minutes though, the little rascal amended himself XD Talk Mattsnow 18:53, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

Wilytank

• Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:59, January 11, 2012 (UTC)

  Deja-vu. —Sir Socky _{Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg} (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY  PotM WotM 15:54, 11 January 2012

• Symbol for vote.svg For. That doesn't even make sense you silly cunt. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:20, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
• Symbol delete vote.svg Ban this loser They don't even edit the site anymore. BAN THEM! THAT WILL TEACH THEM TO NOT EDIT UNCYC!! --EMC ^[TALK] 14:32 May 3 2013

Lollipop

• I haet him!!!!!!111!1!ONEONEONE --Pommy bastard! KittyKitty (t) (c) 23:48, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
• Symbol declined.svg Against. Yes, I know the rules of FFS but I need you to learn to spell before you can convince me to vote for someone being banned. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:06, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
• Symbol declined.svg Against. I agree with the above post Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:49, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

MediaWiki default (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser )

• Nom. Duh. 1 2 3 4 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:07, 27 October 2011
• <insert name here> Sucks real bad. He Is A Dick In UN IRC.--(削除) Fcukman (削除ここまで)LOOS3R!!! 06:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• I blend puppies for breakfast. I must be stopped. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:58, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• I'm jealous. This motherfucker has his userpage in the Special namespace and is talked about in dozens of articles. —Sir Socky _{Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg} (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY  PotM WotM 15:00, 27 October 2011
• Symbol for vote.svg Fucking For Fuck this asshole.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:46, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Symbol for vote.svg Who the pfargtl is this? 50.47.57.50 19:23, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Symbol for vote.svg Eat banhammer, <insert name here>. --BLU Scoutgineer 19:55, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
• Symbol for vote.svg <insert name here> gets nominated for this every time, just ban <insert name here> already! Ajraddatz (Talk) 03:48, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

  I tried. It just came back. 1 2 3 4 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:22, 2 November 2011

• Symbol declined.svg Fucking injoke. Is this really necessary to keep doing this? James1011R 02:10, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
• Hey! I never did anything to any of you fucking assholes! That does it, I'm FUCKING LEAVING UNCYCLOPEDIA! I come here BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT and I find all of you talking shit behind my back? I FUCKING KNEW ALL THE AWARDS YOU GAVE ME WERE JOKES! HAVING A BIG LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE, HUH? WELL, FUCK ALL OF YOU, AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON! WITH A RAZOR DILDO! YOU CAN ALL DIE IN HELL WITH THE DISMEMBERED ROTTING CORPSES OF YOUR INBRED FAGGOT FAMILIES!  ~ BB  ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Dec 6 '11 23:17 (UTC)

  Haha, you really had us going there. —Sir Socky _{Sexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg} (talk) (stalk) Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY  PotM WotM 23:25, 6 December 2011

• Symbol apathy vote.svg Neutral. I should not be banned, only MediaWiki default should be banned. Constantly deleting system messages including the "huffed" one. --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 11:14, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
• PurpleDickVote.svg TOUCH MAH P33N! The bad man touched my peen... ban him --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 22:19, 8 June 2013 (UTC)
• Symbol declined.svg Wait a minute; even though everyone is a dick in IRC, you're going to ban everyone? Even for a joke it's a bad idea, seriously! Gabriel Turner (talk) 19:25, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
• PurpleVaginaVote.svg Wet pussy. Shit, I'm late, but yeah. Strong for.  Cassandra  (talk) 05:04pm  January 3, 2021

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