Satan

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Satan out for a Sunday drive

"I sold my soul to the Devil for 5ドル. Now I find it hard to walk on gravel."

Satan (Stan. P. Satan) drives along in a car shaped like an orange. He's a nice guy and always trims his lawn now and again. He's er... pretty down to earth and enjoys nice hobbies such as bird watching, train spotting and burning bodies in his fire. Oh sorry, did I say burning bodies? I meant playing golf. [1]

Look him up on Facebook and you'll find all the "faces" that he has "booked".[2]

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Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names.
If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan .
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Original Satan : The one who fell first. The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Satan Claus : Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa. Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Satan Bunny : Beware his cuddliness. The scariest Satan: Antichrist Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Crankypants Satan : Invented toddlers and Disco. The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Space Satan : aka Bat Fuck Satan. Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Lucifer : aka The Bright One. The Noisy: Brusifer Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Hellmo : Satan of Sesame Street. Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Satin : The unwary think his name a typo. Satan's younger brother: Stan Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg Dick Cheney : Republican Satan. Satan of gaming: Sega Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg GLaDOS : Futuristic Satan of Portal. Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal Demonic-Red-Pentagram.jpg
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