Car
"Plane." ~ United Airlines
~ Man in a car
"Car the blar the far the car, hello carry! CAR. Vote car for prez."
~ Jimmy Carr
"CAR, THE CAR AND NOTHING BUT THE CAR."
~ Oath
- I once had a car
- I drove it very far
- I drove it through some tar
- And now it doesn't go so far
The 'carre'[edit | edit source ]
"The car (ahem) is something that is funny and gives you lolz and stuff like that but me? Nah it makes me do a la the shiz in a la the pipe hole!"
"Cars were a bad pop group."
~ A car
Cars and cars and cars and cars and cars[edit | edit source ]
"If it weren't for cars, how'd anyone get around?"
~ Bike
If you see a car driving, let it go because it's a car and can likely run you over if you're on foot.
"The first time I ever saw a car was when I was a little baby and I spit my mom's tit out of my mouth and said, 'Holy shit! That's a car!'"
~ Albert Einstein on the downsides of using kerosene as hemorrhoid treatment
It's the remix to "Ignition," hot and fresh out the kitchen[edit | edit source ]
Cars are easy to operate. Just get inside, put down your rug, and pray in the direction of Mecca five times a day.
"Wait, isn't that what Jews do on Passover?"
~ Muhammad on Zoroastrianism
Other Things[edit | edit source ]
"Jeremy Clarkson can be quite the twat."
~ Jeremy Clarkson on Richard Hammond
Cars are dangerous creatures, as shown in the Stephen King novel Cujo, where the dog eats the family because the car told him to.