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    peyo@solea:~$ man sex

    SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)



    -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

    -s sadism (target must set -m)

    -S sundae option

    -T
    voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
    area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

    -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

    -w whipped cream option

    -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

    ENVIRONMENT
    LOVERS
    is a list of default partners which will be used if
    none are specified in the command line. If any are
    specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

    FILES
    /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

    /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

    /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

    /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment



    BUGS
    ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

    ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

    MAN AUTHOR
    Author prefers to be anonymous.

    HISTORY
    Oldest program ever.