C'est vendredi on a bien mérité une blague.
Venue de l'affreux jojo Mark Galbraith.
Je trouve qu'elle tombe très bien dans la discussion sur la situation actuelle du marché du travail!
Bon we !
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went
over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit
a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be
5,000ドル." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled,
the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That is a very
expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered,
"Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs,
well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! 10,000ドル! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it
can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All
the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read 50,000ドル. He
gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put
together!
What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't
actually seen it do anything, but, the other monkeys call him the
Project Manager."
# Re: Marché du travail le vendredi
Posté par Gabriel . En réponse à la dépêche Marché du travail, licenciements abusifs et offshore en informatique. Évalué à 5.
Venue de l'affreux jojo Mark Galbraith.
Je trouve qu'elle tombe très bien dans la discussion sur la situation actuelle du marché du travail!
Bon we !
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went
over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit
a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be
5,000ドル." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled,
the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That is a very
expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered,
"Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs,
well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! 10,000ドル! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it
can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All
the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read 50,000ドル. He
gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put
together!
What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't
actually seen it do anything, but, the other monkeys call him the
Project Manager."