File photo of D-41562.
An instance of Anas platyrhynchos.
Personnel #: D-41562
Clearance: Level-0
Pronouns: she/her
Nationality: United States of America
Prior Profession: Software Engineer
DOB: 19██/██/██
IPLS: B
Disposability Rating: 4
Medical Notes:
- Class-2 Amnestic Resistance
- Medium Cognitive Resistance Value (9.3)
- Dislikes nuts (not allergic)
Involved Projects:
SCP-4339 : The Attribute Pen (+236) (33 💬)
D-91386 was told to say "my name is D-88111".
D-88111's identification was changed.
Written: 21 Nov 2018 03:38
Last Edited: 26 Jan 2024 17:16 by aismallard
Last Commented: 19 Jun 2024 13:24 by rockdog85
Tags: concept ethics-committee reality-bending safe scp tool _cc _licensebox
SCP-4447 : Sasha's Super Shuttle Service! (+175) (16 💬)
When the anomaly is activated, the individuals, including their clothing, attached equipment, and jewelry, immediately switch positions.
SCP-1294-J : Watering-down Can (+130) (14 💬)
Oak wood restraints painted cyan and reinforced with lead-telekill-iron-oxide alloy have been attached to the object to prevent spills.
SCP-4322 : Sleepless Dreams (+186) (21 💬)
SCP-4322 is a radio transceiver, anomalously modified to transmit psionic waves instead of electromagnetic radiation.
Written: 13 May 2019 12:52
Last Edited: 29 Nov 2023 01:51 by aismallard
Last Commented: 02 Apr 2022 21:30 by samzeman
Tags: appliance auditory electrical end-of-death ethics-committee foundation-made hallucination scp telepathic thaumiel transmission visual _cc _licensebox
Translations: CN, CS, ES, FR, IT, JP, PL, PT, RU
SCP-4406 : SUDDEN THUNDER (+64) (7 💬)
Written with: pxdnbluesoul pxdnbluesoul
For: Collab-Con
SCP-4406 is highly advanced surveillance software, which masks itself from the host operating system by means of an electronic antimeme.
Written: 28 Jun 2019 15:21
Last Edited: 26 Jan 2024 17:02 by aismallard
Last Commented: 23 Nov 2023 04:19 by Red Metal
Tags: co-authored collab-con2019 concept electronic neutralized pentagram scp uncontained unusual-incidents-unit _cc _licensebox
SCP-4838 : Lover's Quarrel (+141) (19 💬)
I know this is a hard time for us, but I truly do love you. We are strong, we'll make it through this.
SCP-4781 : Sour and Dill (+169) (30 💬)
Specimens of SCP-4781 exhibit a cognitohazardous effect, causing misidentification of the anomaly and its effects as non-anomalous dill pickles.
SCP-5633 : This Will Require A Great Amount of Blood (+57) (33 💬)
Written with: Rex Atlas Rex Atlas , Captain Kirby Captain Kirby , JackalRelated JackalRelated , magna2s magna2s , Modulum Modulum , Rounderhouse Rounderhouse , Sterbai Sterbai , Tufto Tufto , Uncle Nicolini Uncle Nicolini , Woedenaz Woedenaz , Yossipossi Yossipossi
SCP-5633 is a large humanoid body located approximately 50m underground. The inside of SCP-5633 consists of enlarged veins, and steel scaffolding. The veins contain liquid that is both red and black in coloration, and highly viscous. Pipes extracting liquid from SCP-5633's veins are located along its arms, legs and back.
Written: 23 Jul 2020 16:16
Last Edited: 06 Dec 2023 01:02 by UncertaintyCrossing
Last Commented: 31 Oct 2024 18:32 by choccoMan
Tags: biological blood cadaver co-authored compulsion humanoid liquid meta neutralized sapient scp subterranean temporal thermal _cc _licensebox
Translations: CN
SCP-5502 : Where the Smoke Trail Ends (+63) (13 💬)
For: 2020 Art Exchange
SCP-5502 refers to an event on 2034年05月05日 at around 04:10 UTC wherein all Fifthist-related anomalies known to the Foundation became neutralized.
SCP-5134 : Itchy (+47) (15 💬)
Consequently, any physical contact on an infected individual will permanently scrape off that area of bodily tissue.
SCP-5446 : Shock Troops (+58) (6 💬)
For: JamCon 2021
Originally SCP-5446 was held in a Site-19 locker before being requisitioned to produce sea-based security personnel.
Written: 23 Mar 2021 02:53
Last Edited: 26 Jan 2024 20:04 by aismallard
Last Commented: 03 Sep 2023 16:44 by FeatheredSnek
Tags: artifact chaos-insurgency jam-con2021 safe scp transfiguration _cc _licensebox _marine
Translations: CN
SCP-5871 : Retroactive Knife (+131) (10 💬)
For: JamCon 2021
The object was discovered in an anomalous burial site within modern-day Mongolia in 1831 and was created in 2020.
SCP-6140 : The True Empire (+977) (187 💬)
Written with: stormbreath stormbreath
For: 6k-Con
Daevite control of nuclear weapons and ICBMs for delivery is a certainty.
Written: 27 May 2021 15:01
Last Edited: 11 Oct 2024 19:53 by Jerden
Last Commented: 09 Oct 2025 18:54 by Segurrahs
Tags: 6000 able alternate-history anomalous-event apocalyptic cain co-authored daevite historical k-class-scenario location neutralized reality-bending religious ritual scarlet-king scp _cc _licensebox _listpages
SCP-6115 : The Public Option (+118) (16 💬)
For: 2021 Art Exchange
This system does not utilize traditional boundaries between organs and bodily tissue, instead opting for an internal circulatory system within the confines of their body composed almost entirely of thaumaturgic medium fluids.
Written: 31 Dec 2021 18:23
Last Edited: 26 Jan 2024 18:30 by aismallard
Last Commented: 16 Mar 2024 06:38 by Reillyin
Tags: art-exchange biological broken-masquerade ectoentropic liquid medical safe scp thermodynamic uncontained _cc _licensebox
SCP-7558 : Always Test Your Backups (+116) (11 💬)
When activated, it opened a link to a stable pocket universe located at a fixed location (SCP-7558-A), with the goal that it would protect documents, records, and other materials against dimensional shifts and CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenarios.
SCP-8998 : Her Owner (+153) (35 💬)
For: 8k-Con
This is contrary to behavior of other documented apex-tier pluripotent entities, which often engage in behaviors such as accruing worshippers, creating paranormal artifacts, or intervening to achieve certain outcomes. Instead, its primary interest seems to be in the well-being of itself and SCP-8998-1.
SCP-8178 : The Quiet (+38) (17 💬)
Specifically, such individuals become aware of the sounds and movements of TALLL entities.
SCP-8125-J : Generally Pointless Thing (+44) (11 💬)
Apologies, you're right! Based on the clarifications you provided, "Keter" would suit this anomaly much better.
Written: 02 Jun 2025 12:42
Last Edited: 16 Jun 2025 20:58 by Naepic
Last Commented: 15 Jul 2025 14:43 by WiFi_router
Tags: artificial-intelligence extradimensional infohazard joke keter meta portal scp _cc _licensebox
Field Reports:
The Heart of the Beast : The Heart of the Beast (+90) (8 💬)
For: Canon Renaissance Contest
Fae shook her head. "I really don't know. But — at least we can make his last week here a happy one."
The Pumpkin Mystery : The Pumpkin Mystery (+38) (3 💬)
For: JamCon 2021
Early on the morning after, residents gathered in shock before the ruins of our Civic Center, surrounded by uprooted trees and shreds of pumpkins throughout the park.
Stealing Something Else : Stealing Something Else (+17) (1 💬)
For: 2022 Art Exchange
Foundation Area-529 is located underground on the island of Barentsøya, an officially-uninhabited island part of the Svalbard archipelago, which is considered to be part of Norway. It was created in 1958 to provide a sustainable containment solution for SCP-████-1 instances.
Written: 06 Jan 2023 23:39
Last Edited: 07 Jan 2023 12:57 by Ralliston
Last Commented: 06 Jan 2023 23:40 by aismallard
Tags: art-exchange black-rabbit-company tale _licensebox
Translations: VN
Continuous Integration : Continuous Integration (+17) (3 💬)
For: 2023 Art Exchange
"You can't just rerun it until it passes. This isn't a web server, this is core infrastructure that powers the life and livelihood of two billion humans."
Written: 29 Dec 2023 02:28
Last Edited: 29 Jan 2024 12:09 by psychicprogrammer
Last Commented: 03 Feb 2024 22:44 by Maxyfran73
Tags: art-exchange science-fiction simulacrum tale _licensebox
Translations: CS
Documents recovered from Groups of Interest:
UIU File: 2017-102 : WHISPER IN THE WIND (+61) (6 💬)
GoI: Unusual Incidents Unit
Written with: pxdnbluesoul pxdnbluesoul
For: Collab-Con
Once delivered to a host, WHISPER is capable of inspecting, modifying, and emptying the host's counters and registers at will.
Written: 28 Jun 2019 15:17
Last Edited: 07 Oct 2024 05:49 by Jerden
Last Commented: 23 Mar 2023 22:20 by bibliolatry
Tags: co-authored collab-con2019 goi-format pentagram prometheus science-fiction spy-fiction unusual-incidents-unit _cc _licensebox _unusual-incidents-unit
Translations: CN
Case files:
Finding Asmodeus : Finding Asmodeus (+74) (6 💬)
For: Canon Renaissance Contest
Photographic records:
Click through each tab to see each piece of artwork.
SCP-4322 by MontagueETC MontagueETC
Other documents:
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