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tannerbannerYou’ll look outside, and the weather is bad
You’ll comb your hair, you’ll brush your teeth
You’ll smell the air and you'll stress eat a feast
You’ll slip on your shirt, and your shoes, and your bags
You'll go through the door, and you sigh, and you sag
你会看向外面,那有糟糕的天气
你会梳整头发,刷净牙齿
你会闻着气味,用暴食去发泄
你会套上衬衫,穿上鞋子,背上书包
你会走出大门,开始叹气,意志消沉
You’ll keep your head down and the world will look dark
But you might bump your head and look up with a start!
"There’s a doctor," you’ll say, "dressed in colors so bright!
And they’re standing so tall, and so strong in their might!"
But they’re soft and they’re kind and they’ll take you by hand,
And they’ll whisk you away to a much better land
你会一直低着头,世界也看起来黯淡无光
但你撞到了什么,所以抬起了头!
"这有一位博士,"你会说,"穿着五彩斓斑,如此鲜艳!
而且他们站得笔直,或许还很强壮!"
但他们很温柔,很和蔼,会拉着你的手,
带你去一个更好的国度
Filled with coasters and fire and glamor and rides
Filled with ice cream and cookies and hot dogs and pies!
And you’ll see great performers that climb onto stages
Halls filled with gadgets, great masters and pages
You’ll be pulled right out of your usual laze
You’ll shudder and twitch and you’ll stand, so amazed
"How did I never know of this," you’ll ponder
"This world so filled with amazement and Wonder?"
充满了过山车,火焰,魔法和游乐车
充满了冰淇淋,小饼干,热狗和派!
你还会看到优秀的表演者登上舞台
大厅里都是小玩具,手艺人和刊物
你会被拉出平时的慵懒
你会颤抖,抽搐,站立,如此吃惊
"我怎么从不知道这个,"你会想知道
"这个世界充满了这么多惊喜和奇迹?"
The doctor leans down, wraps their arm around
When they open their mouth out comes Wondrous sound
"It’s nowhere new, silly, it is where you are!
You needed a break from the glum and sub-par
In the back of your room, in the back of your head
In the pages of fantasy books that you read
The world is so cluttered with sadness and waste
And it grinds ‘til your brain is a soft mushy paste
So when you need it happy, to get your hands clapping
When you need some presents in neon pink wrapping
You just close your eyes, you think of balloons
You think of big bubbly, kind squishy goons
博士弯下腰,搂住了你
他们张开嘴巴时,发出了奇妙的声音
"哪里都没去,傻瓜,这就是你所在的地方!
别去想那些郁闷事与分数线
在你的房间后,在你的脑后
在你读的奇幻书的页面里
世界充斥着悲伤和徒劳
它会研磨你的大脑直至浆糊
所以当你需要开心时,就拍拍手
当你需要一些粉彩包装的礼物时,
你只是闭上了眼睛,想到了气球
想到了大泡泡,和亲切的Goon减压玩具
"When your world is down and you’re needing escape,
Know in your head is a Wonderful place"
"当你的世界崩塌,需要逃跑时,
要知道你的大脑就是绝佳的场所"
欢迎来到wondertainment博士中心页!
什么是wondertainment博士?
Wondertainment是一个异常/有魔法的儿童玩具制造商。
Wondertainment在站点的历史中早有记载,最早可追溯到系列I的神奇折纸。从那时开始,它就遵循着几条非常关键的思路不断发展着:
- Wondertainment是资本运作的。
- Wondertainment制作儿童玩具。
- Wondertainment孩子气又贪玩。
- 上述几个要点是否只是伪装仍需讨论
Wondertainment博士也许是公司,也许是个人,也许是一个运营着公司的个人。然而,最重要的却是,Wondertainment博士有不可思议的能力,并造了玩具。就算这些玩具实际上并不安全,或者远超一个儿童所能想像的(或者想要的),Wondertainment本质上还是在制造玩具。从暖心友善的到真心可怕的再到太过引入歧途的都可以说明这一点。但由他们在这个世界的意图/掌控,他们被认为与儿童和儿童似的行为无可置辩地紧密相关。
所以,怎么写一篇Wondertainment博士呢?好吧,相信我,我知道这听起来有些蠢,但是…玩的高兴就好。是的,你应该高兴地写东西,因为重点是什么来着?但这才是Wondertainment的特征,我相信去写好它最主要的方法不是去担心逻辑。如果你要去写一篇Wondertainment玩具,它应该真它妈的有趣。让你的读者想要那个玩具。如果你要去写一篇故事,让它放飞自我。放一大堆狗屎进去。设置一位指挥糖果的独裁者。甚至当要写些黑暗的东西时,把它伪装在欢乐后面。
当搞怪的念头向错误的方向发展,它仍然搞怪。而且Wondertainment博士的核心100%就是搞怪。那就是Wondertainment的全部。如果你是有抱负的Wondertainment博士作者,你的主要工作就是去疯狂吧,孩子。
要使用wondertainment博士的CSS theme,复制下列代码到你的文章开头:
[[module CSS]]
@import url(/component:wondertainmenttheme/code/1);
[[/module]]
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