An insight into the practice of judging value through the mechanism of comparison to the median of the requirements of the mediocracy

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Monday, June 05, 2006

An insight into the practice of judging value through the mechanism of comparison to the median of the requirements of the mediocracy

Two ranchers, a Canadian and an American, meet at a Cattle Convention. The American boasts "My ranch is so big, I can git' in my truck and drive for a day in any direction, and I'm still on ma' propuh-ty."

The Canadian nods. "I have a truck just like that." ¶ 9:51 AM

Comments on “An insight into the practice of judging value through the mechanism of comparison to the median of the requirements of the mediocracy”:

As a US New Englander (with Anglo- and Franco-Canadian roots) I enjoyed this variation on a joke taught to me with "Texas" and "Maine" (or "Vermont") as the respective sources of the protagaonists. I may start telling it this way in future ....

# posted by Anonymous Will : 12:27 PM

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