Monday, September 23, 2024

Oodle

Update: My wife discovered that an Oodle is 40g of dry pasta.

How much is an oodle, do you think? It has to be much less than 33% of the maximum total. When someone has oodles of something, you don't think of that as being two parts out three, even though that technically works. Is it 1% of the total, then? That would make it a superfluous term. So it is more than, or less than, 1%?

3% = 1 Oodle. Let's take a look at that. If you have oodles of poodles, that would mean some goodly percentage of the number of poodles a person might be reasonably expected to have. A breeder might have what, fifteen? If someone has thirty-seven poodles we begin to suspect that they aren't really paying the amount of attention to each one that they should, right? Breeders my do a somewhat creditable or competent job, but there must be a maximum number of oodles of poodles a human can manage.

I don't think we have a credible case in the other direction. I don't think that 0.2 items = 1 Oodle.

What say ye? What is the rule for this measure? It it like a thum, or a rod, or a parsec, or a kilopond?


7 comments:

Christopher B said...

It's more than a grundle, less than a crap-ton

8:40 PM
Uncle Bill said...

An oodle is an old British measurement of liquid volume, equal to two thirds of a gob. As in: "We have oodles and gobs of beer remaining."

9:11 PM
Donna B. said...

Is a gob equivalent to a buttload?

9:33 PM
Grim said...

This is a Sorites Paradox, AVI.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorites_paradox

Donna, a butt is an actual imperial unit, so a buttload is two hogsheads

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_(unit)

9:46 PM
Donna B. said...

It was a joke, Grim.

4:29 AM
Grim said...

So is the imperial unit, which could vary between less than five hundred to more than a thousand gallons.

11:02 AM
Assistant Village Idiot said...

https://theoodle.info/

2:00 PM

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