User:Uncycloperson

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feuding, or cooking up some crawdads and possum fritters. Them is tasty!

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British flag.gif This user wishes she/he was a total UKer

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Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

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This user be a pirate in disguise.

Illogicopedia.png Uncycloperson also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Therefore, they are ~~(削除) BALLLRRRGGAG (削除ここまで)~~ awesome.

42 This user speaks fluent Douglas Adams.

free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.

HitlerJamming.gif This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

Sort of kind of the last one. I listen to sixties acid rock, progressive rock, psychedelic rock, MGMT, Animal Collective, and Oldies Rock, and Bluegrass, and Blues and this Street Musician/Viking called Moondog (seriously, even those on Wikipedia have an article on him), and '50s. And lots of Syd Barrett. Edit: Forgot Robyn Hitchcock and The Flaming Lips. Bird is the Word!!!

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Health Warning:

This user is American but favours humour and English spellings. He may not understand 'Straylian. This user is a non-practicing Baha'i. Also he has watched Time Bandits and liked the movie. Extremely dangerous!

Secondary Warning

This user is from the town that Wheeling Jesuit University is located in. Sorry about the fractured English that may occur. Also this user is a Hippy.

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Apparently We Worship Llamas

Llama Llama, we love thee,

Whom from our clothes are made,

Whom from our milk is fermented,

Whom from our babies are born,

Llama Llama, we love thee,

Bear our child, Llama Llama,

Give us more joy,

And let us dine on alarm clocks,

And intestines,

And lower spine,

Oh Llama Llama,

Deliver us from thee monsters of night,

Save our souls,

Grant us salvation,

Amen.

No, It's Not True! This Is the Only Truth.

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P2: Existence is perfection.

C: Therefore, the FSM exists.

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