User:Sinner George

"God save the sinner!"

~ Oscar Wilde

"If I had met him before, I'd become an Uncyclopedian."

~ Albert Einstein

"Everyone likes him, yet nobody understands him."

~ Winston Churchill

"Thou shall burn in Hell!"

~ The Pope

"He will soon be sent in a gulag for making fun of my moustache anti-communist behaviour!"

~ Josef Stalin

"Had I met him back in the '40s, I would have won the war."

~ Adolf Hitler

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Nobody knows for sure whether I was born or not. Many scholars believe my mom is your mom, while others claim I am the illegitimate son of Oscar Wilde and Pamela Anderson. Moreover, a few scientists support that I am reborn every time you read this equotation:

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On the other hand there where many researches who believed I don't even exist and that I am actually a mind trick formed from Murphy's Law. However, when I punched them they reconsidered.

Anyway, I live in Greece and this means I am handsome, clever and buff. Well, humility is just one of my countless assets. I've studied Biology, History, Quantum Physics, Astronomy, Philosophy and Nano-carpentry. I'm a player for many professional sport teams, including Chicago Bulls, AFC Ajax and New York Yankees. And the most important of all, I'm amongst the best users in Φρικηπαίδεια (aka the Greek Uncyclopedia). Here's the link to my personal page there: [1].

People say I'm a metalhead, but I can assure you that my head is totally made of flesh. I enjoy listening to many bands, such as System of a Down, Rammstein, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Rage Against The Machine, Black Sabbath, Stratovarius and many more.

If you lost so much time to read a madman's delirium, you should visit a doctor.

VIP Sandboxes

In this secton, you can find three top secret links, each one leading into my article labs. Don't click on them! Believe me, you don't wanna see how I make my articles! For your own protecton, my friend Clint is gonna blow your head, in case you are a malakas. So, don't click on it, unless you are me!

Creations

1. William Patrick Hitler
2. Rammstein
3. Forbidden City
4. Gothmog
5. Template:The Lord of the Rings
6. UnPoetia:Apotheosis of Count Dracula
7. Meriadoc Brandybuck
8. Kali
9. Isengard
10. Conan the Barbarian
11. House of Hangover
12. UnNews:Leprechauns support Obama
13. The Hawaiian conquest of Wales
14. Cthulhu Tequila
15. Giovanni Battista Bugatti
16. UnPoetia:Ode to Cthulhu
17. UnNews:Amy Winehouse is Alive and Kicking
18. Toyotomi Hideyoshi
19. Armenia
20. Heinz Guderian

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Others

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment September 2012

• Greek Uncyclopedians
• Uncyclopedians who believe George Bush must get arrested
• Cthulhu Followers
• Stuff that lonely women masturbate over
• Heavy Metal Maniacs