User:Joe857

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Ireland.jpg Joe wishes he was Irish.
But he isn't. How sad.
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Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass .
ru -X This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers.
GN This user is a Grammar Nazi. Hiel Webster!
☭ This user supports Communism!
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eo -G This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.
rh -X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers.
17 -4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
ao -0 This user does not understand AOLer and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ca -4 This user speaks Canajan, eh? at a near-native level.
css -1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of CSS .
elv -1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish .
en -X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
fr -1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français .
ht -X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers.
la -X This user only speaks Latin enough to seduce native Latin speakers.
MW -1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki .
Pie -A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pie whif und estreemleh theuck akzent .
pika -F This user got an F in Pikachu and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sc -L Thith uther thpeakth Scrabble with a really thexy lithp .
sl -1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language .
us -P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
vg -2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Vogon .
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
Moo This user has been known to randomly go around saying Moo.
5⁄8 This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.
`Josh This user gets Josh's fish of approval.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
US flag.png This user is American
...but wishes he was Irish!
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The edit that I am making right now is my 300th edit!!!!!

Okay, I'm a loser.

My Profile

I'm Joe, or Joe857. I'm a student slash web designer, even though I haven't created anything worth talking about. Ooh, and 857 was my kindergarden lunch number, so I use that.

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Quotes

"Moooooooo!"

~ Cows on Joe857

"Who?"

~ Oscar Wilde on Joe857

"You already owe me a thousand dollars, and now you're asking for more?"

~ Mum on Joe857

"Look, kid, I'm not going to make a freaking Russian joke for you."

~ Yakov Smirnoff on Joe857

"∀."

~ User:`Josh on Joe857

"I actually let him live!? Jesus Christ!"

~ Jesus on Joe857

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

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