User:15Mickey20

Things that I wrote

Full articles

Features in bold. Quasi-features in hot pink italicised bold.

• UnCameron . A little bit of politics. My first featured article. Hurrah!
• Martina Hingis . An honourably-mentioned PLS entry from Winter 2007. Reviews for this article have ranged from "Stalking greatness!" to "Deeply disturbing".
• Cheryl Cole . Writing this was a very emotional and traumatic experience.
• Paris Hilton . Did a near-total rewrite for the PLS of Winter 2008. Came second.
• Old McDonald . My third featured article. Rejoice!
• Eurovision Song Contest . I've rewritten this one and done a damn fine job, if I may say so myself.
• Health and safety.
• Novak Djokovic
• Sweatshop . Featured article number 4!
• Disorganised crime .
• A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid . Victory! Victory! Glorious, glorious victory!! This is also, the third best article of 2008. Third place! Third place! Glorious, glorious third place!
• Much Ado About Nothing . My attempt at culture.
• UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster. A glorious runner-up at the Summer 2007 PLS. Always the bridesmaid...
• UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 203⁄4 . My first UnBook, but my fifth tennis article.
• Roger Federer. A theme is starting to emerge. I like tennis, you see.

• Rafael Nadal . People often ask me where I get my ideas. "Where do you get your ideas for articles?" they say. I just shrug and turn over to Eurosport. Then I write the tenth best article of 2008.
• Sania Mirza . Yes, she's a tennis player. She is also the subject of my Poo lit-winning article of Summer 2008. Yay for me!
• Sania Mirza: A Riposte. A sequel? I must be running out of ideas.
• Shoaib Malik. So Sania Mirza is getting married, creating factual inaccuracies in her article. That sounds like cause for a formal complaint! Threequel!
• Queen Elizabeth I . PLS winner. Bow down at my article-writing prowess!
• James Bond (character) .
• Vladimir Putin . Let's hope he has a sense of humour.
• Dmitry Medvedev . I'm doing political satire again! I feel like an intellectual.
• Claude Debussy . Second in the PLS. Again.
• HowTo:Boil an egg‎ . My attempt to deliver a fresh(ish) approach to HowTos.
• A-level . My contribution to conservation week.
• Big Brother (UK television series). A miserable failure at PLS Summer 2007 and a miserable failure at VFH. One day, I will have my revenge.
• Zara Phillips. I also rewrote this for the PLS, again in Summer 2007. Hooray for Wimbledon rain delays!
• Lawn Tennis. The first whole article I made, as opposed to a rewrite and I love it so.
• Anna Kournikova. Part of my fabulous series of articles about tennis. It's a bit random and flits from story to story, but I still think it's quite funny nonetheless.
• HowTo:Change a leopard's spots

UnNewses

• UnNews:Cancer is racist . I have covered a lot of potentially offensive topics, but not race or serious illness. Until now!
• UnNews:Berlusconi undergoes major facial reconstruction surgery. Of all the UnNewses I have written in my time on Uncyclopedia, this is the most recent.
• UnNews:Local reporter contracts swine flu. Hey! I did serious illness again!
• UnNews:Modern slavery uncovered in Manchester. My first foray into non-tennis sport.
• UnNews:Lily Allen pleased that England have won the Ashes
• UnNews:Amy Winehouse turns up to concert sober, fans disappointed. I'd been planning this article for a couple of weeks, then there's suddenly a big news story on a similar theme. I love it when a plan comes together.
• UnNews:Survey shows children don’t know where meat comes from. We show them. My first attempt at UnNews.

Coming Soon (if by "soon" you mean "maybe sometime this year, maybe never")

• HowTo:Hunt down paedophiles and cut their balls off. To prove that I'm not running out of ideas, I've decided to shamelessly rip off Chris Morris.
• UnBooks:Around The World In 80 TV Travel Documentaries

Contributed chunks of text. Good, meaty chunks.

• Robert Mugabe . I did a lot of work towards this article's imperial colonization, getting it featured in the process. The irony of Robert Mugabe benefitting from imperialism is delicious.
• Amy Lee. This was lying in the eternal pit of despair of shattered hearts and broken dreams that is VFD until I whipped it into shape.
• Necrophiliphobia . I peed this, like a year ago and only just got round to whipping it into shape.
• Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis. Quite possibly the dumbest article I've been involved with. I think it's funny, though.
• Game:Oliver Twist. I added the "break into song" diversion. I can't take any credit for the article's featured status, though. That's all Cajek.
• Charlie Sheen. Made more bitching.
• League of Nations. This is mostly Braydie's work, but I provided some ideas through Pee Review and added some text and a picture. Whereas Braydie is the father, I feel like the kindly uncle to this Featured article.
• Just A Minute. This was a mere stub before I got my hands on it.
• Gymnastics:the disciplines. Not my best work, but here for the sake of completeness.

Translations

It gives me a giddy little thrill to find that someone has taken the time to translate one of my articles into a foreign language. Here are the one's which to my knowledge have had that honour. If you know of others, please let me know.

• Eurovision Song Contest into German. Funnily enough, the German entrant didn't make the jump.
• Martina Hingis into French
• Paris Hilton into Japanese
• UnNews:Cancer is Racist into Japanese
• Anna Kournikova into Portuguese (sort of)

Things that I didn't write, not even good meaty chunks of text. I just think they're funny.

Templates and stuff. Well, just templates, actually. This section is entirely stuff-free.

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month February 2008

• British Uncyclopedians