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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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1,100 tweets
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Twitter-logo.png 1 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Twitter-logo.png 2 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo.png 3 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo.png 4 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo.png 5 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo.png 6 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

Graduate peeping tom.png 6 Nov 2024Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo.png 7 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

Twitter-logo.png 8 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo.png 9 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo.png 11 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo.png 12 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo.png 13 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo.png 13 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo.png 14 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo.png 16 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo.png 16 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

Twitter-logo.png 17 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo.png 17 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo.png 20 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo.png 20 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo.png 21 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

Twitter-logo.png 22 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo.png 23 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl...omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo.png 23 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo.png 23 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo.png 25 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo.png 25 Nov 2024Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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