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#titanic {
	float: none;
}

#bermuda-triangle {
	display: none;
}

.invisibility-cloak + #harry-potter {
	visibility: hidden;
}
.invisibility-cloak + #mad-eye-moody {
	visibility: visible !important;
}

#usa + #mexico {
	border: 1px dashed;
}
#usa[data-president~='Trump'] + #mexico {
	border: 30ft solid;
}

#europe .country:not(#uk) {
	border: none;
}

#china {
	border-top-style: solid;
}

.sniper-mode-engaged {
	cursor: crosshair;
}

#bambis-mom {
	cursor: crosshair;
	orphans: 1;
}

#periodic {
	display: table;
}

#big-bang::before {
	content: '';
}

#chuck-norris {
	color: #bada55;
}

#nsa {
	opacity: 1;
}

#tower-of-pisa {
	font-style: italic;
}
/* or */
#tower-of-pisa {
	transform: rotate(3.99deg);
}

#australia {
 transform: rotateY180deg);
}

#bruce-banner {
	color: pink;
	transition: color 10s;
}
#bruce-banner.the-hulk {
	color: green;
}

#oliver-queen {
	cursor: arrow;
}

.ninja {
	visibility: hidden;
	color: black;
}

.leprechaun {
	height: 20%;
	color: green;
	display: none;
}

.infinity-edge-pools {
	overflow: hidden;
}

.obese {
	width: 200%;
	overflow: visible;
}

.muscles {
	display: flex;
}

.religious-upbringing {
	perspective: inherit;
}

.yamama,
.yomama,
.yourmom,
.yourmomma,
.yourmother {
	/* Because she is a classy lady. */
	width: 99999999px;
}

#wife {
	right: 100%;
	margin: 0%;
}

#lego {
	display: block;
}

.hobbit {
	height: 50%;
}
.hobbit .foot {
	width: 200%;
}

.delorean {
	z-index: -1955;
}

#fear {
	display: none;
}

#usa > .marijuana-laws {
	.federal {
		cursor: not-allowed !important;
		.state {
			cursor: wait;
			&#AK,
			&#CA,
			&#CO,
			&#ME,
			&#MA,
			&#NV,
			&#OR,
			&#WA {
				cursor: progress;
			}
		}
	}
}

.single-lane-road {
	width: auto;
}

#samsung {
	@extend apple;
}

#rip {
	bottom: -6912px; /* 6912px = 6 feet */
}

.defibrillator {
	clear: both;
}

.illuminati {
	position: absolute;
	visibility: hidden;
}

.government {
	transition: all 4yr ease-out;
}

#autobots {
	transform: translate3d();
}

#ikea {
	display: table;
}

#moses > #sea {
	column-count: 2;
}

.gangsta-rap {
	word-spacing: 0;
}

.rich-people {
	top: 1%;
}
.working-class {
	bottom: 99%;
}

.monarch {
	position: inherit;
}

.ghost {
	opacity: 0.1;
	pointer-events: none;
}

.glasses-lenses {
	clear: both;
	animation: wipe 5s;
}
.glasses-lenses::after {
	image-rendering: optimizeQuality;
}

.internet-explorer {
	break-inside: auto;
}

.kkk {
	color: white !important;
}

.fat-woman .child {
	width: inherit;
}

.thumbs {
	vertical-align: top;
}

.egg::before {
	content: 'chicken';
}
/* or */
.chicken::before {
	content: 'egg';
}

.concert {
	white-space: nowrap;
}

#berlin .wall {
	height: 0;
}
._1961-1989 #berlin .wall {
	height: 100%;
}

.cat {
	box-sizing: content-box;
}

.table {
	transform: rotate(180deg);
	animation: \(╯°□しろいしかく°)╯( ┻━┻ 1s;
}
.table.is--adjusted {
	transform: rotate(0deg);
	animation-name: ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ);
}

.jackson {
	color: black;
}
.jackson#janet {
	color: inherit;
}
.jackson#michael {
	color: white !important;
}

.dragon-ball {
	z-index: 9001;
}

.moonwalk {
	transition: 0.2s ease-in-out;
	transform: translateX(-300px);
}

.quiet {
	font-size: 0 !important;
}

#neo {
	transform: matrix(0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1);
}

.marxism {
	text-transform: lowercase;
}

.capitalism {
	text-transform: uppercase;
}

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