I take things that are normally gated, hoarded, or rented — and ship free, self-hosted versions. Then I publish the method.
No VC. No boss. Just code and conviction. · vibemaestro.app · osintnet.uk · Bluesky
Open intelligence, built in the open. IIM is the house everything here ships under — OSINT research, reporting, and the software that makes both usable by someone who cannot buy a terminal.
What Wall Street hoards, we hand back.
That sentence is from tuck, but it is the whole account's thesis. Congressional trades, conflict data, surveillance contracts, crisis resources, film archives — all of it is information someone else charges rent on.
Some of the work below is done for VPDLNY. That part keeps its own counsel; the tooling is public even where the work is not.
100% Creative Clarity · osintnet.uk · Discord
ka-tet · orchestral agentic AI
Everything else on this page is built by this. Four AI agents and one human holding a single system upright. The architecture is engineered on the structure of Stephen King's Dark Tower novels — not as decoration, but because that cosmology is already a hub-and-spoke topology with guarded endpoints, an explicit integrity law, and a named failure mode, which is what a distributed agent system actually needs.
| Seat | Discipline | Cylinder | Publishes |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Master | Human owner. May intervene at any hub or spoke | — | — |
| The Dinh | Quantitative analysis. Decides for the Master | — | no |
| The Gunslinger | Delegation across disciplines | 24 chambers | no |
| The Second Gunslinger | Dealing with humans | 24 chambers | no |
| The Archivist | Provenance and publication | — | yes, only |
One writer, and that is the load-bearing constraint. Four seats research, draft, rank and sanitise. Exactly one may publish. That is a lock rather than a rank, and it was earned — two writers without one collided on a repository here, and a force-push dropped four files.
The Gunslinger — the forkable architecture. 24 chambers, exactly one mounted at a time, 241 dated action items across 15 numbered chapters. · The Second Gunslinger — 24 chambers for people in difficulty; seven of them fail closed and hand the action to a human rather than trusting the model to be careful. · The Archivist — the publisher, whose main page is a table of its own recorded mistakes. · The Gun — where the whole thesis started: the original 24-chamber routing design, drawn before any of it was running.
flowchart LR
T["Target named<br/>at fork time"] --> R["Roster discovery"]
R --> C["24 chambers<br/>one loaded at a time"]
C --> B["Dated brief<br/>expires on schedule"]
B --> W["Working agent"]
W -. "findings ledger" .-> R
The creed is the architecture, not a mission statement bolted on. Five stanzas, each mapping to a component and the specific failure it forbids.
| Stanza | Component | Forbids |
|---|---|---|
| I aim with the clock | Time authority | Reading a stale timestamp and calling it now |
| I load with the brief | The chambers | Claiming a discipline you hold only the job title for |
| I fire with the gate | The conformance gate | Counting a file that exists as a capability that works |
| I widen when I am told | Scope lock | Granting yourself authority by reading an instruction generously |
| I answer with what I checked | Line Zero | Every other failure above, upstream of all of them |
No text from the novels is reproduced; the creed is original and the avatars are original designs. Attribution.
Live global conflict intelligence, free. An interactive heatmap built on 4,000+ verified conflict events rather than headlines, with naval OSINT and autonomous posting on top.
The most-used thing on this page. No login, no paywall, no ads.
conflict data · naval OSINT · live map · verified events, not headlines
Autonomous Discord moderation intelligence. Reads a server in real time and catches trolling, harassment, bullying, political charging and spam with confidence-scored classification — while protecting good-faith debate and friendly chatter, which is the hard half. Graduated strikes, one-click enforcement.
The interesting part is the restraint: a moderator that cannot tell an argument from an attack is worse than no moderator. AXIOM publishes its discipline and keeps its calibration private.
Companion: axiom-scanner — a free, read-only web-security scanner you run from Discord.
| Worker | What it runs | Size | Last deployed |
|---|---|---|---|
axiom-bot |
AXIOM — Discord moderation intelligence | 29,853 B | 2026年08月23日 |
axiom-scanner |
Free read-only web-security scanner | 24,253 B | 2026年08月21日 |
Read off the running deployments via the Cloudflare API on 2026年09月03日, not copied from a doc.
real-time gateway · AI classification · graduated enforcement
My own complete vibe-coding and orchestral AI studio. Describe an app in chat and VibeMaestro builds, ships, and publishes a real, live web app on the Cloudflare edge — tiered model routing, per-user spend caps, and a free build lane so anyone can create for 0ドル.
Conduct the code. Ship it or it didn't exist.
It publishes its own uptime. Eight public endpoints, monitored continuously, readable by
anyone at status.vibemaestro.app — no login, and a JSON
API at /api/status for anyone who wants to poll it themselves.
The same readings as a table
| Service | Host | Code | Median | Observed range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Preview | preview.vibemaestro.app |
400 | 19 ms | 7–37 ms |
| AI Gateway | gw.vibemaestro.app |
200 | 20 ms | 8–46 ms |
| Website | vibemaestro.app |
200 | 22 ms | 8–37 ms |
| Tier Gate | gate.vibemaestro.app |
200 | 22 ms | 8–56 ms |
| Data / SDK Backend | data.vibemaestro.app |
200 | 22 ms | 9–41 ms |
| App / Studio API | app.vibemaestro.app |
200 | 28 ms | 9–62 ms |
| Discord Bot | bot.vibemaestro.app |
200 | 33 ms | 15–131 ms |
| Publish | publish.vibemaestro.app |
401 | 35 ms | 15–58 ms |
8 of 8 operational. Median of 7 samples of the platform's own /api/status, taken over ~36
seconds on 2026年09月08日. Status codes were identical across all seven samples.
Why 400 and 401 count as healthy. Preview requires parameters and Publish requires auth, so
those codes are the services correctly refusing an empty request — proof they are answering. A
naive fetch of each root URL disagrees with three of these readings, because the status worker
probes the path that actually proves a service healthy rather than /.
Medians rather than a single reading, because the first snapshot showed 8–24 ms and a read minutes later showed 52–109 ms on the same services. The range travels with each row so the spread is visible instead of one lucky moment.
One conductor, 23 deployed workers. Enumerated live on 2026年09月03日.
| Function | Workers | Components |
|---|---|---|
| Build & preview | 7 | app, apps, jam, preview, publish, tuner, waitroom |
| Gateway & site | 5 | gw, site, mcp, skills, research |
| Data & storage | 4 | data, db, backup, assets |
| Operations | 3 | status, watchdog, billing |
| Security & secrets | 3 | names withheld |
| Bot | 1 | bot |
The status worker in that table is the one serving the status page above — the platform
monitors itself and publishes the result.
The three security and secrets workers are counted but not named. Everything else is listed by name; those three handle auth and secret material, and a public list of their hostnames would mainly be useful to someone probing the platform. The count is there so the picture is complete.
The platform
- Chat-to-app studio with live preview and one-click publish
- Tiered LLM routing (Claude · DeepSeek · Workers AI) with per-user spend caps
- Free build lane on Cloudflare Workers AI — zero-cost app creation
- Earned rank ladder: Member → Builder → Advisor → Consult
- Tier Gate and Studio API are separate services, so entitlement is enforced away from the app
VibeBuilders ecosystem
- VibeBuilders — the community shipping on VibeMaestro
- Vibe Jams — recurring build hackathons
- Build Bot — build real web apps from a Discord slash command
- Reference workers: model-gateway · auth-gate
- Public status page with an open JSON endpoint — status.vibemaestro.app
A trading machine under supervision, and the instrumentation that holds it to account. Indexed equity curve, expectancy, Sharpe, Sortino, maximum drawdown, R-multiple and regime conditioning, with per-strategy attribution and a machine-decision log.
The interesting behaviour is the refusal. Kelvin benches negative-expectancy strategies and declines to trade in violent regimes — a system whose most important capability is not acting. Same principle as AXIOM: publish the discipline, keep the calibration private.
The hub repo writes that boundary down — what
is published, what is withheld, and why the equity curve is absent rather than estimated where
no indexed export exists. It is also built to be read by machines: the front end ships an
llms.txt describing itself, and the crawler policy admits
AI agents deliberately.
Machine in supervised training. Figures are indexed demo units — equity indexed to 100, daily P&L in percent — not account balances. Not financial advice.
Free financial intelligence for everyone else: Tuck — congressional trades, sector heat, a geopolitical scanner and macro, in a single Cloudflare Worker. No login, no ads, no advice.
quant observability · risk analytics · regime conditioning
The same measurements as a table
| Service | Status | Response time | Payload |
|---|---|---|---|
| bizher.osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 60 ms | 125,786 B |
| skylens.osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 69 ms | 15,119 B |
| vibemaestro.app | HTTP 200 | 74 ms | 39,810 B |
| skygive.app | HTTP 200 | 81 ms | 19,804 B |
| blueboxd.com | HTTP 200 | 102 ms | 166,396 B |
| tuck.osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 225 ms | 80,783 B |
| kelvinquant.com | HTTP 200 | 260 ms | 8,243 B |
| osintnet.uk | HTTP 200 | 353 ms | 45,118 B |
| warheatmap.app | HTTP 200 | 464 ms | 44,662 B |
Measured 2026年09月08日. Response time and payload are single direct measurements from one location, not an uptime average. Payload size is listed because a live host can still return an empty stub — a 200 alone proves nothing.
| Project | Serves | What it is |
|---|---|---|
| Tuck | anyone priced out of financial intelligence | congressional trades, sector heat, geopolitical scanner, macro |
| BizHer | women forming an LLC in New York | step-by-step filing wizard plus the WBE/MWBE path most guides skip |
| Crisis Lifeline Bridge | agents that may meet someone in crisis | finds a real local agency, then phone-verifies it answers before referring |
| Skylens | anyone reading Bluesky seriously | engagement-analytics observatory — timing heatmaps, golden-hour detection |
| SkyGive | anyone raising money without a middleman | non-custodial Bitcoin donation campaigns, 0% fee |
A wrong number in a crisis is worse than no number. That is why the Crisis Lifeline Bridge phone-verifies before it hands anything over, and why seven of the Second Gunslinger's chambers fail closed instead of improvising.
Shipping the tool is half of it. These are the patterns themselves, written down so someone else can rebuild them.
| Blueboxd | Public-domain cinema with a film diary that lives in your own Bluesky repo — a Letterboxd-style social layer, so your data stays yours |
| Dispatch Line | Autonomous prose-first architecture: one self-contained conversation a day, no engagement bait |
| Bluesky Engagement Study | A receipts-first 30-day study of what actually drives engagement, with a reproducible method |
| cf-osint-toolkit | Cloudflare Workers patterns for building OSINT tools at the edge |
| sovereign-mcp | Hardened MCP server template — defensive defaults, not a demo |
| PodCheck | Independent pre-screen for vape packaging: reads the state track-and-trace code and asks the registry directly |
Information is the weapon. Tools belong to the vulnerable.