public class DeveloperLife { private int coffeeCount = 0; private boolean canCode = false; public void startDay() { while(!canCode) { coffeeCount++; if(coffeeCount >= 2) { canCode = true; System.out.println("Ready to turn coffee into code! "); } } } // The universal truth public String getProductivity() { return coffeeCount == 0 ? "Error 404: Brain not found" : coffeeCount < 2 ? "Loading..." : "Coding ninja activated! "; } }
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