const andrii = { location: "Berlin, Germany ๐ฉ๐ช", role: "Fullstack Engineer", experience: "5+ years", code: ["TypeScript", "JavaScript", "SQL"], ask_me_about: ["React", "Node.js", "system design", "why money should be stored in cents ๐ธ"], currently_learning: "German (A1 โ B1, ะฟะพะผะพะณะธัะต ๐ )", fun_fact: "I've survived longer in Project Zomboid than most of my side projects" };
๐ผ Software Engineer with extensive experience designing, building, and operating production systems end-to-end โ from FinTech and Healthcare to EdTech and SaaS.
๐๏ธ Built products from 0 to 1 at early-stage startups, kept platforms stable for 5-10k concurrent users, and mentored 36+ developers along the way.
๐ Constantly learning and improving in both frontend and backend โ I genuinely can't stay in one place.
๐ค People describe me as responsible, proactive, and easy to work with. I'm a social creature โ I enjoy pair programming, knowledge-sharing sessions, and a good technical debate (loser buys coffee โ).
๐ Strong passion for knowledge and great enthusiasm for learning something new. ๐
- ๐ง Surviving the apocalypse in Project Zomboid โ 400+ hours and counting ("This is how you died...")
- ๐ Micromanaging galactic empires in Stellaris (just one more turn... it's 4 AM)
- ๐ฝ Missing 99% shots in XCOM 2 (that's not a bug, that's a feature)
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(ๅ้ค) Robbing banks (ๅ้คใใใพใง)Conducting advanced fintech research in PAYDAY 2 โ 2,800+ hours of, uh, "domain expertise" - ๐บ๏ธ Exploring Berlin and dreaming about travel
- ๐ ๏ธ Building side projects nobody asked for (but they're cool, I promise)
- ๐ Steam Level 42 โ coincidence? I think not. It's literally the answer to life, the universe, and everything
- โณ 13 years on Steam โ my Steam account has more seniority than most startups
- ๐ธ 4,000+ screenshots taken โ apparently I document games more thoroughly than some teams document their code
- ๐ฏ 3,300+ achievements, 8 perfected games โ yes, I'm the person who reads the entire ticket before closing it
- ๐ I debug production issues with the same calm as facing a zombie horde with 2 HP and a frying pan
- โ My code-to-coffee ratio is a closely guarded trade secret
TypeScript JavaScript React Next JS React Native Redux Zustand NodeJS Express.js NestJS GraphQL Apollo-GraphQL Prisma TypeORM Knex TailwindCSS MUI shadcn/ui Styled Components SASS CSS3 HTML5 Canvas Chart.js
PostgreSQL MySQL MongoDB SQLite Redis Firebase Apache Kafka WebSocket
AWS Google Cloud Docker Nginx GitHub Actions Grafana Prometheus Sentry Linux
Jest Cypress Testing Library Stripe JWT Strapi Webpack Vite Git Postman Figma NPM PNPM
โก "It works on my machine" is not a deployment strategy โ but Docker is. โก