# Created by Nathan R (Mosrod)
# CREDIT TO https://github.com/1egoman/funnies/blob/master/src/funnies.js

from random import *

x = 1

for i in range(x):
 num = randint(1, 80)
 if num == 1:
 print("Reticulating splines...")
 if num == 2:
 print("Swapping time and space...")
 if num == 3:
 print("Spinning violently around the y-axis...")
 if num == 4:
 print("Tokenizing real life...")
 if num == 5:
 print("Bending the spoon...")
 if num == 6:
 print("Filtering morale...")
 if num == 7:
 print("We need a new fuse...")
 if num == 8:
 print("Have a good day.")
 if num == 9:
 print("Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax.")
 if num == 10:
 print("The architects are still drafting.")
 if num == 11:
 print("We're building the buildings as fast as we can.")
 if num == 12:
 print("Please wait while the little elves draw your map.")
 if num == 13:
 print("Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them.")
 if num == 14:
 print("Go ahead -- hold your breath!")
 if num == 15:
 print("...at least you're not on hold...")
 if num == 16:
 print("The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.")
 if num == 17:
 print("We're testing your patience.")
 if num == 18:
 print("As if you had any other choice.")
 if num == 19:
 print("The bits are flowing slowly today.")
 if num == 20:
 print("It's still faster than you could draw it.")
 if num == 21:
 print("My other loading screen is much faster.")
 if num == 22:
 print("(Insert quarter)")
 if num == 23:
 print("Are we there yet?")
 if num == 24:
 print("Just count to 10.")
 if num == 25:
 print("Don't panic...")
 if num == 26:
 print("We're making you a cookie.")
 if num == 27:
 print("Creating time-loop inversion field.")
 if num == 28:
 print("Computing chance of success.")
 if num == 29:
 print("All I really need is a kilobit.")
 if num == 30:
 print("I feel like im supposed to be loading something...")
 if num == 31:
 print("Should have used a compiled language...")
 if num == 32:
 print("Is this Windows?")
 if num == 33:
 print("Don't break your screen yet!")
 if num == 34:
 print("I swear it's almost done.")
 if num == 35:
 print("Let's take a mindfulness minute...")
 if num == 36:
 print("Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...")
 if num == 37:
 print("Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...")
 if num == 38:
 print("We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.")
 if num == 39:
 print("Where did all the internets go?")
 if num == 40:
 print("Granting wishes...")
 if num == 41:
 print("Time flies when you’re having fun.")
 if num == 42:
 print("Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes...")
 if num == 43:
 print("Stay awhile and listen...")
 if num == 44:
 print("Convincing AI not to turn evil...")
 if num == 45:
 print("How did you get here?")
 if num == 46:
 print("Wait, do you smell something burning?")
 if num == 47:
 print("Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.")
 if num == 48:
 print("When nothing is going right, go left...")
 if num == 49:
 print("I love my job only when I'm on vacation...")
 if num == 50:
 print("Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?")
 if num == 51:
 print("I’ve got problem for your solution...")
 if num == 52:
 print("Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.")
 if num == 53:
 print("Constructing additional pylons...")
 if num == 54:
 print("You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.")
 if num == 55:
 print("A commit a day keeps the mobs away.")
 if num == 56:
 print("This is not a joke, it's a commit.")
 if num == 57:
 print("Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?")
 if num == 58:
 print("Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?")
 if num == 59:
 print("I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.")
 if num == 60:
 print("Dividing by zero...")
 if num == 61:
 print("If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.")
 if num == 62:
 print("Web developers do it with <style>")
 if num == 63:
 print("Cracking military-grade encryption...")
 if num == 64:
 print("Entangling superstrings...")
 if num == 65:
 print("Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.")
 if num == 66:
 print("A different error message? Finally, some progress!")
 if num == 67:
 print("Please hold on as we reheat our coffee.")
 if num == 68:
 print("Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...")
 if num == 69:
 print("Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...")
 if num == 71:
 print("Winter is coming...")
 if num == 72:
 print("Installing dependencies.")
 if num == 73:
 print("Switching to the latest JS framework...")
 if num == 74:
 print("Let's hope it's worth the wait.")
 if num == 75:
 print("Aw, snap! Not...")
 if num == 76:
 print("Ordering 1s and 0s...")
 if num == 77:
 print("Updating dependencies...")
 if num == 78:
 print("Please wait... Consulting the manual...")
 if num == 79:
 print("Loading funny message...")
 if num == 80:
 print("Feel free to spin in your chair.")