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Wow a short description on the user page, did not know you can do that!
You just lost The Game.
This user wants to compile and preserve the sum of all human knowledge .
This user is a plant.
TheUltiamteGrass
Sir UltimateGrass of the Poales
Poa pratensis
Just drinking some water, love the morning mist.
BornLate Cretaceous
Gondwana, yet I am eternally existing
DiedNever
You mother
Causeof death
Preferably peacefully
MonumentsThe hyper-tin built Dyson swarm of the Mercurian-Terra-Martian alliance of iron
OthernamesHim, grassy, TUG, IG, ssarg, sgsra, ssss, gggg, ssss, rrrr, aaaa, g, r, a, s, s, etc
CitizenshipEarth and Wikipedia
EducationI am the smartest ever! What’s that? Dunning-Kruger?
OccupationAll
YearsactiveThen to now
OrganizationSCP
KnownforEverything
NotableworkAll, all 7.2 million wiki pages
HeightAbout ye high
PredecessorGymnosperm
SuccessorNone, I am eternal
Political party
Kingdom of plants
Other political
affiliations
Eradication of Algal and lichen alliance
MovementCretaceous Terrestrial Revolution and Cretaceous resinous interval
OpponentGymnosperm
Criminal charges
Arson, Murder, Robbery, +53 charges
Criminal penalty
Death depending on the taxa
Criminal status
Wanted
PartnerMalus domestica
Children+100
Parents
RelativesFlowing plants and Poa genus
FamilyLots of em, too many!
AwardsAward for being that guy
HonoursFive star military badge for the campaign against Lichen growths.
Signature

Hi, I forgot my Wikipedia password so this is an alt account I made. My wiki commons page is here. Don’t do much on it, sorry.

WARNING:

THIS IS A DISASTER OF A PAGE! ITS A MESS AND LOOKED LIKE A TORNADO SWEPT THROUGH HERE! So prepare thy eyes for my mess and inability to clean up. When will I clean it up? Would I? Hint: Never! ;)

Hello there! I am TheUltimateGrass! I really like learning about the sciences, to be more specific, astronomy and biology. I am a student going into sensor year (hooray! I am almost done!) Also the teachers are very mixed on their ability or will to enforce the phone policy sooo.>:D Just to note, I don’t check my talk pages too often sooo sorry!

I tend to edit these types of pages but I will make small edits to unrelated topics, stumbling across them by clicking that random button like I am addicted to it (probably am tbh). Back to the topics I usually edit, I like to expand on species pages that have like a few sentences. They hurt to see :(. My best expansion I would say would be Chromacris speciosa (holy shit that was a mess. Like who thought it was a good idea to add that many refs to the name!?). I create pages too! In the page holy molly I was atrocious. Like look at the stub ahh pages with NGC 7011, NGC 6999 (yeah delete it why not?), NGC 2809, etc etc. This convo mentioning me was kinda a wake up call to try not to create two sentenced pages and to do a bit more expanding instead of creating. However I think the best pages I’ve made are Jupiter analogues, Stellar engulfment, Amblysemius (fuck this fish and its confusing ahh taxonomic history), zefranki (watch this guys channel plz) and the Cretaceous resinous interval. The type of editing I do is chaotic. I like to do it in chunks, just feels natural and I can check for mistakes better. These are usually sourced from the scientific literature itself. I am also starting (haven’t done it in a while) to draw diagrams and uploading them to commons, stuff like galaxy structure/evolution, craters, exoplanet transits and phylogenies of things like lizards and harvestman (but you can call them Daddy Longlegs). Check out the fossil me and my family found in the yard in Texas!

Places I’ve been to or just drove across: California, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho, Texas, Florida, Hawaii and the Galapagos Islands (Ecuador). I am very grateful and lucky to have family who are able to travel places and take me with. Got to see lots of interesting places like the redwoods or the mangroves in Florida.

Also fuck AI, especially generative AI. There is little place in the real world for AI (especially generative "AI art", if that’s even a thing) and ESPECIALLY no place in Wikipedia. There’s also more value in human-effort, like would Wikipedia be as impressive as it is if a AI just generated all the pages? Even for the bad pages, someone (probably) tried their best and wanted of to contribute. You have to home-grown your slop, slop isn’t slop if it was mass produced. I still recoil after it was pointed out that, a now deleted image, was a AI generated image. Thanks to Nrco0e for pointing it out! Where was I again? Oh yeah, AI (again, especially generative AI) also isn’t good for your mind and environment too.

YIPPEEEEEEE 3000TH EDIT!!!!! 7TH JULY, 2026!!!!!!

hmmm what else... favorite color is either blue or purple, idk I can’t decide! I also like to draw stuff! That it bye!

This user's favourite colour is blue .
This user's favourite colour is purple .

Userbox section!!!!

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Olenoides serratus, a trilobite! Wow! You shall reclaim this sinful world with the mineralized spirals as your right hand! Reclaim your former glory! Rid this world of the scum and villains that infest our world.

My dumb ahhh for the longest time and for the life of me couldn’t get these boxes to work. Now that I got these to work... IMMA SPAM THEM ALL IVER THE PLACE HAAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGJAHAHAKA.

Also yes I do have user boxes not in this section, don’t care, let them be free!

Main boxes

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They are planning something.... Crows are not to be trusted.
Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
This user is happy to be a Wikipedian.
This user is an ape
This user likes
trilobites .
To this user trilobites aren't extinct, scientists just haven't discovered them.
This user is interested in history .
This user plays chess .
This user plays Tic-Tac-Toe
agn This user is agnostic .
This user is an atheist .


Other boxes

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Gotta be one of the BEST IMAGES OF ALL TIME. Saturn eclipsing the Sun.
ST This user is an expert in Something
This userbox is ...
loading .
This user drinks water.
#FCC
This user believes that pink is a perfectly normal color, and shouldn't be associated with females or homosexuals.
This user is interested in the First World War .
This user is interested in World War II .
This user is interested in maps and mapmaking .
This user likes
mosasaurs .
This user wishes Meiolania wasn't extinct.
This user likes
eurypterids .
This user likes
spinosaurids .
This user may vandalize their own userpage.
This user plays Jenga.
This user loves fungi.
This user likes
crocodiles .
This user likes butterflies.
The ancestors of this user hunted
mammoth and mastodon.
So how was your day?
This user hopes we can Save the Amazon Rainforest .
This user likes ants.
This user is interested in tyrannosauroids .
This user dislikes
mosquitos .
A crow. This user likes crows.
This user likes
pterosaurs .
This user likes
ceratopsians .
This user likes to play Uno.
This user likes
ankylosaurs .
This user plays Risk.
This user likes Greenland sharks
This user is interested in Conway's Game of Life
Monopoly This user enjoys playing Monopoly .
This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust .
This user deeply and utterly loathes people who justify burn ing and nuking innocent civillians.
This user knows that birds are dinosaurs .


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STUFF TO BRAG ABOUT BELOW (I love doing that!):

Testing subpages to not make my main page too long :). :

User:TheUltimateGrass/PagesByMe

User:TheUltimateGrass/sandbox

Deep bottom of the page

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Dark forests, what lurks here?

No idea what to put here... :/

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104.

This user used to live on Earth, but didn't like it much, so they left.



User page abyss!!!!!

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Why does this subsection exist? Idk

GAME This user won "the Game".
weirdcore wiki weird wiki weird wiki weird weird wiki weird wiki
THIS_IS_SPARTA. This user is madness! Madness? THIS USER IS SPARTA!
🦆 A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... 🎶
This user has kicked a pregnant woman before.
This user is cool.
This user is wikicool.
This user is cool... Wikicool...
This user is... Fine, I'll stop now...





Welcome to the user page Backrooms!

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Check out some great Backrooms YouTubers: Kane Pixels and Broogli
Welcome to the WikiBackrooms

Be careful wondering around the depths of Wikipedia, a misplaced click and you fall into the Wikirooms...

This user assumes bad faith .


A place full of lies and half truths, lacks any references (or too many), unloaded images, messy articles and red or br oken link s abundant. Assume bad faith!

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.
This user is running away from something.
Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...
Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...
Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you.
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!!
This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.






Be careful where you click... one may end up in dead ends or places far beyond recovery...

{{{1}}} Click here to visit an amazing page.


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A gallery?!?! Man this grass guy must be running out of slop to slobber on his sacred Wikipedia user page (are Wikipedia user pages valued?). Any ways these are some images I uploaded to commons that I think are neat.

- :) :D>:)>:D

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