User:TheUltimateGrass
TheUltiamteGrass Sir UltimateGrass of the Poales | |
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Poa pratensis | |
| Born | Late Cretaceous Gondwana, yet I am eternally existing |
| Died | Never You mother |
Causeof death | Preferably peacefully |
| Monuments | The hyper-tin built Dyson swarm of the Mercurian-Terra-Martian alliance of iron |
| Othernames | Him, grassy, TUG, IG, ssarg, sgsra, ssss, gggg, ssss, rrrr, aaaa, g, r, a, s, s, etc |
| Citizenship | Earth and Wikipedia |
| Education | I am the smartest ever! What’s that? Dunning-Kruger? |
| Occupation | All |
| Yearsactive | Then to now |
| Organization | SCP |
| Knownfor | Everything |
| Notablework | All, all 7.2 million wiki pages |
| Height | About ye high |
| Predecessor | Gymnosperm |
| Successor | None, I am eternal |
Political party | Kingdom of plants |
Other political affiliations | Eradication of Algal and lichen alliance |
| Movement | Cretaceous Terrestrial Revolution and Cretaceous resinous interval |
| Opponent | Gymnosperm |
Criminal charges | Arson, Murder, Robbery, +53 charges |
Criminal penalty | Death depending on the taxa |
Criminal status | Wanted |
| Partner | Malus domestica |
| Children | +100 |
| Parents | |
| Relatives | Flowing plants and Poa genus |
| Family | Lots of em, too many! |
| Awards | Award for being that guy |
| Honours | Five star military badge for the campaign against Lichen growths. |
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Hi, I forgot my Wikipedia password so this is an alt account I made. My wiki commons page is here. Don’t do much on it, sorry.
WARNING:
THIS IS A DISASTER OF A PAGE! ITS A MESS AND LOOKED LIKE A TORNADO SWEPT THROUGH HERE! So prepare thy eyes for my mess and inability to clean up. When will I clean it up? Would I? Hint: Never! ;)
Hello there! I am TheUltimateGrass! I really like learning about the sciences, to be more specific, astronomy and biology. I am a student going into sensor year (hooray! I am almost done!) Also the teachers are very mixed on their ability or will to enforce the phone policy sooo.>:D Just to note, I don’t check my talk pages too often sooo sorry!
I tend to edit these types of pages but I will make small edits to unrelated topics, stumbling across them by clicking that random button like I am addicted to it (probably am tbh). Back to the topics I usually edit, I like to expand on species pages that have like a few sentences. They hurt to see :(. My best expansion I would say would be Chromacris speciosa (holy shit that was a mess. Like who thought it was a good idea to add that many refs to the name!?). I create pages too! In the page holy molly I was atrocious. Like look at the stub ahh pages with NGC 7011, NGC 6999 (yeah delete it why not?), NGC 2809, etc etc. This convo mentioning me was kinda a wake up call to try not to create two sentenced pages and to do a bit more expanding instead of creating. However I think the best pages I’ve made are Jupiter analogues, Stellar engulfment, Amblysemius (fuck this fish and its confusing ahh taxonomic history), zefranki (watch this guys channel plz) and the Cretaceous resinous interval. The type of editing I do is chaotic. I like to do it in chunks, just feels natural and I can check for mistakes better. These are usually sourced from the scientific literature itself. I am also starting (haven’t done it in a while) to draw diagrams and uploading them to commons, stuff like galaxy structure/evolution, craters, exoplanet transits and phylogenies of things like lizards and harvestman (but you can call them Daddy Longlegs). Check out the fossil me and my family found in the yard in Texas!
Places I’ve been to or just drove across: California, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho, Texas, Florida, Hawaii and the Galapagos Islands (Ecuador). I am very grateful and lucky to have family who are able to travel places and take me with. Got to see lots of interesting places like the redwoods or the mangroves in Florida.
Also fuck AI, especially generative AI. There is little place in the real world for AI (especially generative "AI art", if that’s even a thing) and ESPECIALLY no place in Wikipedia. There’s also more value in human-effort, like would Wikipedia be as impressive as it is if a AI just generated all the pages? Even for the bad pages, someone (probably) tried their best and wanted of to contribute. You have to home-grown your slop, slop isn’t slop if it was mass produced. I still recoil after it was pointed out that, a now deleted image, was a AI generated image. Thanks to Nrco0e for pointing it out! Where was I again? Oh yeah, AI (again, especially generative AI) also isn’t good for your mind and environment too.
YIPPEEEEEEE 3000TH EDIT!!!!! 7TH JULY, 2026!!!!!!
hmmm what else... favorite color is either blue or purple, idk I can’t decide! I also like to draw stuff! That it bye!
Userbox section!!!!
[edit source ]My dumb ahhh for the longest time and for the life of me couldn’t get these boxes to work. Now that I got these to work... IMMA SPAM THEM ALL IVER THE PLACE HAAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGJAHAHAKA.
Also yes I do have user boxes not in this section, don’t care, let them be free!
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[edit source ]STUFF TO BRAG ABOUT BELOW (I love doing that!):
Testing subpages to not make my main page too long :). :
User:TheUltimateGrass/PagesByMe
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[edit source ]No idea what to put here... :/
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104.
User page abyss!!!!!
[edit source ]Why does this subsection exist? Idk
Welcome to the user page Backrooms!
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Be careful wondering around the depths of Wikipedia, a misplaced click and you fall into the Wikirooms...
A place full of lies and half truths, lacks any references (or too many), unloaded images, messy articles and red or br oken link s abundant. Assume bad faith!
Be careful where you click... one may end up in dead ends or places far beyond recovery...
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[edit source ]A gallery?!?! Man this grass guy must be running out of slop to slobber on his sacred Wikipedia user page (are Wikipedia user pages valued?). Any ways these are some images I uploaded to commons that I think are neat.
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