Yemen

"No, we drove through Southern Yemen."

~ Father Jessup on Yemen

"Yemen...It's my birthplace, it's in my blood."

~ John Rambo on Yemen

"Yemen is just another way of spelling "Enemy"... We like to spell."

~ Jon Stewart on Yemen

Yemen (also known as Yeah, Man!) is not a saying. It is a holy hole of a country which is a deeper holy hole than that of a town on the east coast of NSW, Australia, known as 'Lismore'. Well, not really, Lismore's a far deeper holy hole. Anyway Yemen is a stupid place full of people of the Yemeni religion and everyone collapses every 15 minutes to praise Yemen (see further below in 'Did You Know?', although you will know now so it defeats the entire purpose of that section and therefore this article). Anyway Yemen lost all of its publicity when found out that it was named after a John Howard saying.

History[edit | edit source ]

Yemen was created in 1983 by a traveling explorer by the name of Henry Narut, when he saw it he was halfway through a phone call to his poo friend from Australia, by the name of John Howard, at the same time, his scribe asked him, 'What should this new country be called' just as he said into the phone Ya man, and so Yemen/yaman (pronunciation pending) was made. It then went on to be prosperous, and for a period of approximately arse 5 minutes it was actually the second richest country in the world, only to Luxembourg. But since that time, Yemen's population has had an extremely large boom, going from 999 998 all the way to 999 999

It's capital is Yemen City, its size is 1 000 000 square metres and it's population is 999 999.

On September the 5th 2007, during the holy chicken month, Colin Powell attempts to take over Yemen. However, he gives up when he discovers that half the women were actually men.

Animal Species[edit | edit source ]

Yemen is also home to a number of great species of animals, like the Yemenian farting llama, the Yemenian farting alpaca, the chihuahua and other species like the Yemen Bever-Duck (australians claim its called the platypus and it comes form australia but we all know australians are full of bullsh*t) and the Yemen Tiger (also known as the arabian leopard, another conspirecy against the great Yemeni culture). It is also home to a number of great dead guys, these include Bob, John and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

Where is Yemen?[edit | edit source ]

Yemen is relatively easy to find, all you need to do, is head a long Pitt Street in New York, take a left at the end of the street and go straight ahead for about 1 zillion kilometers (15 zillion miles), then go backward about 14 kilometers and you're there! (Directions may differ for non hovercraft drivers.

How long is the coastline?[edit | edit source ]

Bigger than yours.

Organizations[edit | edit source ]

Yemen is home to a number of extremely popular organizations, such as Al Kieda (Not to be confused with Al Queda) and the Yemen international spelling team, chess team and Grape eating team. and their international football team -- Refugees United.

In 2015, the Islamofascist faction of the Houthi movement started a civil war and a possible secession attempt because President Hadi was too horrible to want to share government with him. The Houthis, like Iran, are people who hate progress and hate it. He likes to go pray in the mountains.

Inventions[edit | edit source ]

Yemen invented a number of things that have been stolen for use by other civilizations, these people have then taken credit for these inventions, such as Gunpowder, the Printing Press, Fire, tents and the Non-Yemenian Human Species (Originally all Humans Were from Yemen) Yemen also has one of the largest varieties of food known to the human species, many of these foods however have been copied by other countries, and also they have taken the credit for them, some foods that were originally made by Yemenians, and then stolen for other peoples use include Pizza, Ice cream, Chocolate, Bananas, Salmon, Sausages, Burnt food, Cheese and Crackers, Vegemite.

Achievements[edit | edit source ]

Yemen has achieved a number of industrial achievements, these buildings were then copied by other Countries, although you may think things such as the Eiffel tower, Mount Everest, The Panama Canal (Originally the Yemen River Canal), Uluru and the Taj Mahal are spread across the world, but they are actually all in Yemen City! A number of worldwide Organizations originally began in Yemen too, these include the UN, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo.

Why Yemen?[edit | edit source ]

• Why do you have to be mean?
• It's president former president was Yamin. Why Yamin? You can be happy instead.

See also[edit | edit source ]

What now? You want to know MORE about this heck-forsaken heck-hole? HECK, get a life you hecker.

Reference[edit | edit source ]

• USSR World Handbook 3500 BC

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