User:Volte
Crap nobody cares about
I joined Uncyclopedia on or around April 13, 2005. I wrote a couple of articles when I first joined (Maddox, which has since been totally rewritten, and Martha Stewart) and then stopped being active altogether. I lurked until December 22, 2005 when I started writing again and became active within the community. I accidentally became a sysop on January 23, 2006 for about an hour and then again (permanently, this time) on February 2, 2006. Not long after I was made a sysop, I left for several months with no prior warning or explanation (take that, internet power structure). I still read the site and make the occasional edit even though everyone thinks I left forever.
If there was one phrase to describe me, it would be "yellow bishop".
Articles I have written
These are articles that I either started or completely rewrote. Bold articles have been featured.
- Martha Stewart (13 Apr 2005)
- Source code (23 Dec 2005)
- Penn and Teller (27 Dec 2005)
- Rant (27 Dec 2005)
- Poker (31 Dec 2005)
- Outer space (1 Jan 2006)
- Machete in the groin (2 Jan 2006)
- Little Red Riding Hood (7 Jan 2006)
- Airplane peanuts (12 Jan 2006)
- Fisher Price: A Retrospective (15 Jan 2006)
- T. S. Eliot (20 Jan 2006)
- Torture (1 Feb 2006, featured on 26 Feb 2006)
Awards I have won
Click here to see a list of my awards. Also, add more or I will cut you.
