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Premier Tom Mayfair ☭
In Soviet Russia, new message leaves YOU!! (thanks, comrade☭ ).




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Knight Commander of the Order
Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity .
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This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm .
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal . There is no cabal.
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This user hates religion , and is a sinner through and through!
This user is an administrator , which explains their exceptionally high stress levels.
This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild , and has earned a great deal of respect.
PremierTomMayfairChe.png This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person .
Red Admin.png This user smells of cabal.
Ape pod.jpg This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS .
Did you know...
that this user is a cannibal .
This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on…
This (削除) user (削除ここまで) monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 2 boys.
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18 years, 6 months and 26 days.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

My Contributions

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Articles
Chickenbox
Chicks
Dodongo
How To: Catch A Predator
HowTo:Skeet
Skeet
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UnBooks:The Legend of Ron and the Cheeseburger --- Junior Featured
UnNews:Court won't declare Matthew Pan a person
UnTunes:Be Gay
Walgreens Drug Store --- Featured

Awards

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Check #: 0005

Pay to the order of: Premier Tom Mayfair

Amount: Forty-Two & 42/100 (Y 42.42)

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Account #: 71.228.206.180

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