User:Narutowiki5808

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"He copied my originality by being me."

~ Me on Originality

"This guy edits things."

~ Captain Obvious on Narutowiki5808

"I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)"

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Narutowiki5808
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Bio[edit | edit source ]

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Yes, I created Celebrity Deathmatch.

Well, I grew up in Jersey City. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?

What to Say About Other Users[edit | edit source ]

Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:

People I Owe[edit | edit source ]

Articles[edit | edit source ]

  • Jerks: A mathematical format.
  • Me: Not me at all.

Deathmatches I Will Do[edit | edit source ]

This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.

Userboxes [edit | edit source ]

These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.

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Acknowledgments[edit | edit source ]

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"Have a Gold Ninjastar!"
I award this user a golden ninjastar because you're awesome, new, and created Celebrity Deathmatch for everybody who ever wanted to see two people fight to the death. –Captain Obvious